May 12, 2004

There was this one time

when I had to go grocery shopping. Mark was around 3-4 I guess.
Sebastian was in my moms cart with her.
Mark kept asking for stuff like toys and I kept saying no.
Well, the little bugger finally had had enough of me saying no and started yelling to the whole store at full lung capacity, that I was not his mommy.
Help help! She's not my mommy.
People were looking and store clerks were getting managers.
I had to explain that he was just angry. I had to go through my wallet and get pictures and IDs and tell them my mother was in the store with my other child.
I thought I was going to get arrested.
It was horrifying at the time but hysterical now.
Just reminiscing.