August 17, 2004
Tired.
Crap am I tired.
I had a little trouble falling asleep last night so I went outside for a little bit and then Heidi came home with one of her friends and the 3 of us sat in the driveway talking until like 2am.
Shit. The time just zipped by I swear.
So that gave me 3 1/2 hours to sleep before I had to get the boys up.
Not good.
I was like dead waking them up. Thank the stars Mark just hears my alarm and gets up and takes care of his stuff.
Had the funniest talk with him last night but I can't share cuz he'll kill me but I will say that boys need something for pms too.
Like teen girls get midol or something right to help with cramps and bloat and bad moods.
Well, some scientist needs to invent a multi-vitamin for boys with mood enhancers, hair growth serum and just a touch of birth control thrown in there just for the hell of it.
The way some of these teen girls are dressing and behaving in regards to sex, I'd rather slip my son some birth control every morning in his corn flakes or Flintstones vitamins just to be on the safe side.
The hair growth serum so that the ones who haven't developed pit hair yet don't get made fun of in the locker room and the mood enhancers because boys can get just as fucking cranky and nasty as girls let me tell ya.
I have been shot the look of death more times than I thought my sweet baby boy was capable of. Doors have been slammed and fights broken out every 30 seconds between brothers.
And it's usually all over nothing or something as non-threatening as do your cats litter box.
I never said scrub the house from the rafters to the cement slab the house sits on. Oh no. I said scoop the poop of your big fat stubby fatty cat and you'd think that was like the end of the world. Doors slammed. Feet were stomped. Looks given.
So, any scientists reading this blog, if you haven't already thought of this and I can't for the life of me figure out why the hell you haven't, please invent a multi-vitamin for boys that has the things I mentioned or maybe slip it in some soda as an 'additive'.