September 05, 2004

The tv is coming in like crap

due to the wind and rain so we watched a few movies this weekend.

First up, Bubba Hotep.
Heidi rented this one cuz Movie Gallery wouldn't let Sebastian rent it because of the R rating when he took that piece of crap The passion of the Christ back.
I have no idea why this is rated R or why they wouldn't let him pick it up for me even though they called and asked if it was ok.
This is the funniest movie I have seen in a long time.
It's not for everyone. I don't think everyone will get it or like it but holy shit was that funny.
Bruce Campbell rocks as always.
I loved him in this. He did a bang up job as Elvis and Ossie Davis was downright hysterical as JFK.
See it. Just see it.

Today we watched Taking Lives.
I am starting to think that writers are just writing shit to give Angelina Jolie something to do.
The writing was bad in my opinion.
The story was all over the place, it had no flow. Even if they were trying to confuse you, they did a poor job of tying anything at all in.
It was an ok movie. Glad we had something to watch cuz this day is majorly long and dull but damn. They did a shitty job of trying to make it all work.
It was senseless and forced.
Kiefer Sutherland was in it and I still can't figure out why.
He should smack his agent upside his head.
His role made no sense to the plot at all.
Even after they explained why his character was there it was like, what a waste of his talents.

So there are my movie reviews.
Why didn't I tell you much about Bubba Hotep?
Because I want you to see it for yourself. I think it's one of those movies you should see for a good laugh and a good time and because it was a great story with cheesy lines and cheesy monsters and effects.
It's a cool film.
Suck the dog dick of Anubis you asswipe.
Bwahahahaa!

Oh yeah, I have 6 more of those Gmail invites up for grabs. Comment here if you want one. I offered them to the troops but uh, no one has taken them so they are up for the public again.