How disappointed they must be when they get here.
This is a screen shot of some search queries.
Warning, some of it is a little vulgar.
But I find it all amusing.
I mean, they get here, and it's just a little ol' blog.
No hot mom, no sex, no porn.
And yeah, I keep saying the words that bring them here.
It's funny because they have to waste time to keep looking for that shit.
har har har.
Sorry. It's amusing me.
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Comments
lmao geeze :P
Posted by: beth | March 23, 2004 7:27 PM
haha. See, it's funny isn't it?
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 7:45 PM
I get referrers like these -- people searching for "naked blogs" or "naked broads." LOL.
BTW, I am sneaking inside your site tonight -- I see a few errors I need to tweak. Don't worry, no permissions to fix, so everyone will be able to see your blog.
Posted by: Jenni | March 23, 2004 8:12 PM
I love these hits. It's like when a telemartketer calls, I let them talk and talk and talk. The longer they talk to me, the less time they can get money off some old lady. These people, sickos, are basically doing the same thing. Wasting time and not getting to what they want to see.
Errors? I don't see no errors..lol But if you say so. It looks ok to me and everything seems to be working. But thank you for tweaking me ;)
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 8:15 PM
Tweaking done. Was it good for you?
Something went screwy on your index and individual archives pages. No biggie -- I just noticed it when I was going to comment. It wasn't saving my info and the hovering links on the main index were acting "odd" -- the color was all wrong. I added a nifty background color instead for some variety. If you hate it, lemme know! :)
Posted by: Jenni | March 23, 2004 8:24 PM
It was great ...lol ;) I swear, I didn't touch anything but the sidebar today. That's all I really ever touch except for the main post page.
The color looks great. :) Thank you.
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 8:27 PM
Heh, the 'mom loves asshole fucking stories' takes the cake.
I love it when assholes get *fucked*, too. Especially of the 'ex' variety.
Posted by: kim | March 23, 2004 9:04 PM
lol! hahaha
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 9:05 PM
Hi Kat, just dropping in to say hi...
And if I didn't tell you lately your site looks awesome. ...
I would love to know what those dumbdicks think when they get your site instead of what they are looking for... idiots
Posted by: Aurora | March 23, 2004 9:32 PM
They probably get pissed...lol Thanks about teh site. I owe it all to the awesome talents of Jenni. :)
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 9:34 PM
LOL!! Maybe if these stupid people who search this stuff would get off the computer and get out of the house they might not be so horny and need to look for this. Sheesh lol.
Posted by: Karri | March 23, 2004 9:46 PM
I know it. They just need to go get laid...lol
Posted by: kat | March 23, 2004 9:53 PM
I have actually had people looking for pr0n on my site, then e-mailed to to COMPLAIN when they didn't find any.
What a bunch of losers! Some people are in serious need of a hobby!
Posted by: Christine | March 24, 2004 2:14 AM
Wait you mean to tell me there's no porn here?
LOL...
Posted by: Heidi | March 24, 2004 4:11 AM
Oh, that's rich. Email to complain. gah. Don't take offense, I have a sick sense of humor but I just can't see complaining that there is no porn at your site. I mean you have all that pussy*...lol
*Making reference to her many cats.*
Sorry Christine...lol It had to be said...lo
Posted by: kat | March 24, 2004 6:11 AM
Nope, no, sorry. No porn here but I will keep saying PORN and fuck just because I like how much time they are wasting. The longer they linger here looking for a secret sex portal, the less time they have to run up bills on their credit card for pictures of women in high res and un-natural positions.
Posted by: kat | March 24, 2004 6:14 AM
OMG! LOL
Posted by: Kelly | March 24, 2004 9:55 AM
Hahaha! How's the no smoking going Kelly?
Posted by: kat | March 24, 2004 1:09 PM