Meet the Blooms.
They live here, in this palatial estate. With all the best amenities. It has 9 bathrooms, 2 large bedrooms, a game and music room, pool table and large swimming pool.
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Their daughter, Aubrey, is quite the swimmer. She's the captain of her school team.
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The family enjoys a talkative breakfast together.
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Kat and Orlando find this back bathroom to be the most private for mid day smooches seeing as the maid rarely checks this one. She was fired later that day.
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They spent saturday afternoon having a family sing along in the yard.
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Aubrey found mom and dads singing hysterical.
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Orlando is such a loving family man.
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Even though they have been married for many wonderful years, Orlando is always learning new ways to make Kat happy.
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Kat, having free reign of Orlando's movie earnings, is quite the fashion maven. She could give Lionel Ritchie's soon to be ex a run for her money.
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Keanu, a very attractive movie star himself who lives in the city, stops by for dinner often. Orlando suspects ulterior motives and makes sure his wife is aware of his affections.
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Orlando couldn't have been more correct in his assumption.
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So he has a man to man talk over a game of pool and talks of the peace he has with his family.
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Keanu is not concerned with peace so Orlando reminds him they are married. By law.
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A marriage certificate doesn't mean anything when it's love Keanu told him.
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Orlando has had just about enough of Keanus advances on his wife.
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He let him know with a right hook to the jaw.
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Keanu left vowing to return for his true love.
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After that nasty incident was over, he searched for a beer.
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He took her in the bathroom so their daughter wouldn't hear them argue. He offered to buy her a new beamer if she would forget Keanu.
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She doesn't need a new car but a yacht would be nice she told him.
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To be continued...
Filed under Simasota Stories.

Comments
How dare you do Orlando that way!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH!
Let me know when your new neighbors, the Depps (that would be Johnny and me!) move in. LOL!
Posted by: kim | March 14, 2004 1:48 AM
I am not doing anything other than writing the story. The game is on autonomy 100 so they are doing what they want when they want. It's quite hysterical because even though I married people, they fall in love with someone else. So if you and Johhny move into town, he may not love you forever. Just remember that.
Oh, I have pirate Johnny BTW.
Posted by: kat | March 14, 2004 9:24 AM
Guess that's what I get for not being a gamer.
Heh, pirate Johnny is my fav, but he's pretty hot any way you dish him out.
Posted by: kim | March 14, 2004 11:43 AM
This pirate Johnny is hot. :)
Posted by: kat | March 14, 2004 11:55 AM
lmao that was funny! more more more!! :) were you bored?
Posted by: beth | March 14, 2004 12:21 PM
Yeah, when I'm bored, I play sims. It's like barbies for grownups...lol
Posted by: kat | March 14, 2004 12:25 PM