My Single Mom Life

Lydia and her husband Dave were having some problems.
They were fighting and their social skills were way below where they should have been.
They kissed and made up and kissed some more.
Then the phone rang.
They were asked to adopt a beautiful baby girl.
Lydia thought this was the answer to her marital problems.
A child can bring such joy to a family.
So they did and they raised her and gave her a huge beautiful room with lots of toys and a comfy bed and they named her Anya.
Dave cooked burgers on the grill to celebrate his daughters growing up.
He was still a bit sad, in the red you could say.
He ate one and died.
Then Anya ate one and died.
By the time Lydia woke up, it was too late to plea with the reaper.
All she has now are headstones in the backyard.
She wasn't quite sure how they died.
She suspected mad cow from the leftover burgers that were on the counter so she invited Joshua, a neighborhood friend, over for lunch.
He ate one.
He immediately became ill.

He grasped for his head from the pain.

He died on her kitchen floor.

She pleaded with the grim reaper for the life of her friend.

She won a game of rock, paper, scissors and her friend would live.
With one condition.

He is now a zombie. His wife, Stacey, is going to kill her she thought!

Joshua went home and we all feared the worst.

But surprise, surprise, Stacey's got a thing for dead guys.

Lydia threw out the evil grill and vowed to never eat meat again.
She lost her love, her beautiful daughter, and Joshua will never be the same again all because of tainted meat.

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