My Single Mom Life

My neighbor, the healthy brother but still extremely overweight, the one that can work, has gotten into the very bad habit of too much cologne.
I know you all know about my allergy to certain types of perfumes and colognes and well, he wears one of them.
I am inside my house.
There is barely a breeze blowing.
My windows are open but the breeze is going right to left not front to back and the stench of his cologne is now in my house, up my nose and in my lungs and I am gagging.
Yes I could shut the windows and doors and turn on the evil money sucker but I don't have money to feed the evil money sucker.
And it's not so bad sitting here with the fan on if you don't move around too much.
I wouldn't recommend coming in the house and doing your favorite jazzercise tape.
Comfy cool it is not but it's tolerable.
I want to beat said brother over there every single day when he leaves his house after having taken a bath in that shit.
I love perfume I really do. I think it smells purty but in the florida heat, it sort of bakes into the flesh and then when you sweat, the smell that was sweet and sexy when you put it on, now smells like eau de old dead lady or fragrance of dumpster.
gag.
Deoderant and a few small spritzes should do you just fine folks.
You don't have to go overboard in the smell department.
Trust me, that nasty baked in stench of your favorite scent is so not sexy.