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If this lady thinks she's 28, I'm gonna say I'm 21 again.

So I logged on to ok cupid to see what's up and the list of new users is there and there's this picture of a womans ass in a thong.
No, I'm not into women, just curious what kind of woman takes a picture of her ass and slaps it online at a matchmaker site.
I have bared my boobs for breast cancer but I'd never show my ass just to get a date. It's like 'hey, look at my ass, wanna hit it?'
There's more to a relationship than sex.
Sex is right up there at the top though but there is so much more.
This lady claims to be 28. *cough*bullshit*cough*.
I'm 34 kids and if I dyed this grey right outta my hair, I easily pass for much younger. I get carded when my hair is all blond and there ain't a single grey to be found.
She's kept herself in great shape no doubt but 28?
I don't fucking think so.

Comments

If she is 28, I am getting out my sunscreen right now and never leaving the house without it again.

Yikes!

Exactly!

If she's 28 then she's looking pretty freakin' rough to say the least! Hell I'm 36 and don't look that bad! She more than likely knocking on 40's door!

That's what I was thinking. She's like 40. I don't have skin like that man and I live in fla...lol If she's not 40 and really 28, she needs to get out of the sun and stop smoking crack.

I was going to say 40 too. Hell, Sheryl Crow looks fricken awesome for her 40-something age, and she can't pull off saying she's 28, lol.

It's one thing to lie and knock off a few years but this lady is trying to knock off at least 10. Ain't working for her...lol

I'm 44 and I look younger than that chick. Once in a while, I even still get carded.

And who cares about her ass, anyway?

I found out by reading her profile that she's gay so I suppose showing her ass is supposed to be sort of a come hither for other women. *snicker*

Aw, give the poor girl a break! *giggle*

Don't "slap" her for lying about the age thing! *snork*

She probably just doesn't want to be left "behind" in the dating-game :-)

OK, I've ran out of lame jokes, LOL!

Cracked me up...lol

HA! What CHICK is gonna believe she is 28???????????


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