If this lady thinks she's 28, I'm gonna say I'm 21 again.
So I logged on to ok cupid to see what's up and the list of new users is there and there's this picture of a womans ass in a thong.
No, I'm not into women, just curious what kind of woman takes a picture of her ass and slaps it online at a matchmaker site.
I have bared my boobs for breast cancer but I'd never show my ass just to get a date. It's like 'hey, look at my ass, wanna hit it?'
There's more to a relationship than sex.
Sex is right up there at the top though but there is so much more.
This lady claims to be 28. *cough*bullshit*cough*.
I'm 34 kids and if I dyed this grey right outta my hair, I easily pass for much younger. I get carded when my hair is all blond and there ain't a single grey to be found.
She's kept herself in great shape no doubt but 28?
I don't fucking think so.

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If she is 28, I am getting out my sunscreen right now and never leaving the house without it again.
Yikes!
Posted by: Amy | May 7, 2004 2:24 PM
Exactly!
Posted by: kat | May 7, 2004 2:27 PM
If she's 28 then she's looking pretty freakin' rough to say the least! Hell I'm 36 and don't look that bad! She more than likely knocking on 40's door!
Posted by: Kelly | May 7, 2004 2:46 PM
That's what I was thinking. She's like 40. I don't have skin like that man and I live in fla...lol If she's not 40 and really 28, she needs to get out of the sun and stop smoking crack.
Posted by: kat | May 7, 2004 2:48 PM
I was going to say 40 too. Hell, Sheryl Crow looks fricken awesome for her 40-something age, and she can't pull off saying she's 28, lol.
Posted by: Karri | May 7, 2004 2:52 PM
It's one thing to lie and knock off a few years but this lady is trying to knock off at least 10. Ain't working for her...lol
Posted by: kat | May 7, 2004 3:01 PM
I'm 44 and I look younger than that chick. Once in a while, I even still get carded.
And who cares about her ass, anyway?
Posted by: Christine | May 7, 2004 4:10 PM
I found out by reading her profile that she's gay so I suppose showing her ass is supposed to be sort of a come hither for other women. *snicker*
Posted by: kat | May 7, 2004 4:12 PM
Aw, give the poor girl a break! *giggle*
Don't "slap" her for lying about the age thing! *snork*
She probably just doesn't want to be left "behind" in the dating-game :-)
OK, I've ran out of lame jokes, LOL!
Posted by: Julie! | May 7, 2004 7:21 PM
Cracked me up...lol
Posted by: Aurora | May 8, 2004 6:52 PM
HA! What CHICK is gonna believe she is 28???????????
Posted by: squishybear | May 8, 2004 7:41 PM