*snort*
"Gasp or moan heavily when I enter you. It makes me feel really big."
And let's face it, you need all the help you can get in that department.
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"Gasp or moan heavily when I enter you. It makes me feel really big."
And let's face it, you need all the help you can get in that department.
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Comments
ROFLMAO!!!!!! Oh wow that's funny!! Sounds like a director's note for a porno!
Posted by: Kelly | May 6, 2004 5:32 PM
Did you read them all? Too funny. I think the guys they surveryed for that were trying to say the stupidest shit possible.
Posted by: kat | May 6, 2004 5:44 PM
"lick around my armpits"???!! Eeeeeh no thank you! That was funny though, thanks for the link. LOL
Posted by: TAM | May 6, 2004 6:27 PM
Eeeeeuuuwww! Every day I thank (insert deity of choice here) that I am married, and if either of us wants something sexually, we just say so. None of this Cosmo bullshit!
Plus, it means that I am off the market and will not have to date any of those icky guys! Eeeeeuuuuwww!
Posted by: Christine | May 6, 2004 6:46 PM
Yeah, the armpit thing was nasty. Ewwww
Posted by: kat | May 6, 2004 6:59 PM
You married ones are lucky. This is what I get to deal with. Ok cupid, as nice as it is for introducing me to Or-E-gon, has some real winners on it. Some of the messages I got. eeeeeeuuuuuwwwwwwwwww
Posted by: kat | May 6, 2004 7:25 PM
Oh my. That whole thread was just unbelievably hilarious!
Posted by: kim | May 6, 2004 10:14 PM
It was funny wasn't it? I laughed so hard.
Posted by: kat | May 6, 2004 11:25 PM
LMAO... how funny!!!
Posted by: Aurora | May 7, 2004 8:45 AM
Kinda scary though to think there are guys like that out there...lol
Posted by: kat | May 7, 2004 8:46 AM