Fantasy sex camp.
Sort of a meme.
Saw this at Joelles who saw it at Mikeys and from what I can gather, it's all Skits fault.
You have seven days of dream-dates (all of which, of course, end in mind-blowing sex, hence the title of the game). You are allowed to choose one celebrity date for each night of the week and one alternate for each night, in case your first choice dream date is, say, arrested or is away on location.
You're also allowed to have a "bull-pen"--people who are totally hot, but didn't make your top 14 for whatever reason.
Monday. Let's see, monday would be Jared Leto. I don't care how fucked up they make him look in movies like Fight Club or Requiem, he's hot. As my alternate, Glenn Danzig.
What? Were you expecting this list to be normal?
Tuesday. Ed Norton with a alternate of Jeremy Sisto.
Wednesday. James Fucking Hetfield. With an alternate of Jason Newstead.
Thursday. Johnny Depp preferably dressed as a pirate with a alternate of Steve Buscemi. What? He's a freak and you know it.
Friday. Orlando Bloom and as an alternate, Orlando dressed as Legolas. I can do that. Shut up!
Saturday. Adam Sandler cuz I love to laugh more than anything and a man that can do that can have saturdays for eternity. As an alternate, Colin Farrell. He's cute and I heard things about that boy. *rowr*
Sunday. Keanu Reeves and as an alternate, no one. *sing songy- If I can't have you, I don't want nobody baby. *
And I do not have a bullpen because seriously, if I ended my week on Keanu Reeves (hah!) I would die a happy woman and never see the need for anyone else.
Comments
Can I have Orlando all the days that you aren't with him? ^_^
Posted by: Tina | July 17, 2004 9:50 AM
You can but those aren't the rules silly girl...lol You must have someone different every night.
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 9:56 AM
But if I'm not playing the game, must I follow the rules? ;)
You don't even want him til Friday... Somebody's gotta keep him warm, ya know! >: )
Posted by: Tina | July 17, 2004 10:02 AM
Your thinking is extremely logical. He should be kept warm but I don't want him wasted by friday...lmao
C'mon, play the game. I want to see your answers. :)
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 10:06 AM
Ohhh, you have such good taste in men. Mmmmm... all finger licking (or something like that) good. *snicker*
Have a fantastic day! *hugs*
Posted by: Karen | July 17, 2004 10:26 AM
I love Steve Buscemi
Posted by: Jenn | July 17, 2004 10:29 AM
I love him too. :)
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 10:52 AM
Thanks *snicker*
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 10:53 AM
Mine's not normal either, but I'll keep it to myself since I have a hubby, LOL! Besides that, I just couldn't come up with 14 people, let alone any more!
Say, did you see the video where Glen got knocked out?
Posted by: kim | July 17, 2004 4:07 PM
Oooooooo! Hot list there!
Posted by: Kelly | July 17, 2004 4:24 PM
Some of them are a bit freaky but mostly yummy. ;)
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 7:19 PM
aww, he won't mind if you play a silly game would he? :(
No, I didn't see the video. Can I download it and if so, what's the name of it.
Posted by: kat | July 17, 2004 7:20 PM
Nah, I don't think my hubby would really mind. But I can't come up with that many guys I think are 'bull-pen' worthy!
I emailed you the link to the Danzig knockout.
Posted by: kim | July 18, 2004 12:36 AM
You mean to tell me that there is not one man in celebrity that you would want to do?
Thanks for the Danzig thing. You know, we forget the famous people age. Glenn is like 50 years old and some big fat 250 punk punched an old man in the head.
Yay him.
Posted by: kat | July 18, 2004 9:56 AM