Ladies, watch your purses at the store.
My sister and I went grocery shopping and these two women were looking at me kind of funny. I thought maybe I had toilet paper stuck to my shoe or something.
We were almost done in the frozen food section and I had my purse in the baby seat and I opened the door for the frozen tacos when the bitch with the black shorts, black shirt, brown hair in a ponytail, brown eyes and 5'6, grabbed my purse.
Now you know me. What do you think I did?
I yelled at full psycho yell, "Fucking bitch stole my purse!"
I took off after her and she dropped it and fell out of her shoes but ran.
My sister took off after her and I stayed with the baby.
I confronted the other thief that was with her, they were a team.
She was wearing blue jean shorts, red and white horizontally striped halter shirt with a tie in the back around the neck. She was 5'10 or maybe just a hair taller. Brown hair in a pony tail.
I would have tackled the bitch if we didn't have the baby with us.
She got away but my sister chased the perp all the way to her truck. A white Ford Ranger crew cab and was screaming the whole way that the bitch stole her purse. Anything to get people to pay attention. Tons of people helped my sister chase her down and they all got her plate number and were screaming things like fucking bitch, cunt, thief etc.
She got away but left her friend.
I have my purse.
The cops have her plate number and the store caught the whole thing on video.
And, when I have to go to court when they catch her, I'm going to see if she wants her fucking shoes back.
Comments
Holy shit! But, I did get a giggle out of the image of the idiot running out of her shoes AND leaving her friend behind. Nice job moron. Did her friend get busted by the police?
Posted by: Kate | October 19, 2004 7:33 PM
Oh - and the "nice job moron" part OBVIOUSLY refers to the thief not you Kat! LOL!
Posted by: Kate | October 19, 2004 7:34 PM
The friend got away too. She hauled ass out of there. But the whole thing was caught on tape and they have her plate number. They will catch the bitch.
Posted by: kat | October 19, 2004 7:35 PM
Oh my gawd kat!! I would have been freaking, that is pretty funny about the shoes though, lol Glad you, sis and baby are okay!......I hope the bitch stubbed her toe or stepped on a nail or something *evil laugh*
Posted by: Leslie | October 19, 2004 7:39 PM
People were chasing her and throwing shit at her truck and calling her all kinds of names. I don't think that pair will try it again at my store.
Posted by: kat | October 19, 2004 7:41 PM
OMG, what bunch of fucked up people! Good for you and how you handled it. I don't think I would have been anywhere near that quick to act. Definately keep us informed. I'm so glad you 3 are alright!
Posted by: groovy mom | October 19, 2004 7:55 PM
We are good. I pulled a muscle but shit man, that was my purse. I'm not about to stand around and watch someone take my shit. Pain or no pain, they weren't getting my purse.
Posted by: kat | October 19, 2004 7:57 PM
Way to go! Hope your muscle feels better soon! Good for you for standing up to her/them! I hope they catch them - when will you hear?
Posted by: VHMPrincess | October 19, 2004 9:30 PM
Well they have the plate number so they should have an address for them and just go arrest them. I hope I hear soon. Exciting eh? Holy rap. My adrenaline is still pumping...lol
Posted by: kat | October 19, 2004 9:34 PM
Holy crap! At least you got your purse back and I am glad to hear you got her plate number. Way to go for sticking up for yourself!
Posted by: Sueellen | October 19, 2004 10:33 PM
I was not about to let some skanky thief have my purse.
Posted by: kat | October 19, 2004 11:45 PM
Damn, the nerve of people never fails to amaze me...even though it really should.
Posted by: kim | October 20, 2004 1:07 AM
Woohoo Kat! Those two picked the wrong person(s) to mess with. I'll bet those jackasses will think twice before trying that move again.
And you're holding Cinderella's slippers. "If the shoe fits, you must NOT acquit."
Posted by: hennepin | October 20, 2004 1:17 AM
I doubt they will try that again at my store. Really. Me screaming and beginning the chase, my ex-military, jogging-health nut sister hot on her heels all the way out of the store and a mob of people beating on the truck. They won't do that here for awhile and with that plate number, they are gonna get caught soon.
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 7:45 AM
They must have either been desperate or they do this for a living because they were planning this from the get go. They had been watching me. I just don't think they expected to meet the biggest mouth of the south and a to have a chick chase after them.
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 7:47 AM
This is great! go kat go! Keep us posted on the results...like the trial and stuff!
Posted by: bakednudel | October 20, 2004 7:48 AM
kat that is the first time I have ever heard of being robbed but coming out ahead (her leaving you her shoes)....Glad you and your sis are ok!
Posted by: Chaos | October 20, 2004 7:50 AM
Well, don't just let people rob you. If you think you can get it back or at least get a plate number, go for it. I was not going to let them have my stuff.
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 7:57 AM
I can't wait to have to go court. I'm so bringing her shoes and I'm so gonna ask her if she wants them back. I don't steal, she can have them back. I also want to know why they do this. Is this what they do for a living? Why prey on other women?
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 8:00 AM
The moral of the story is: Don't fuck with Kat, dudes.
Posted by: Terry | October 20, 2004 8:24 AM
Hahaha! Us bitches in the south don't take no shit...lol
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 8:27 AM
Oh my god! I'm glad every one is ok!
Posted by: Pixie | October 20, 2004 2:39 PM
Dayum! You made me wanna go find her and beat the crap outta her. I hate thieves. And you had a baby in the cart! They could have been stealing right from that baby (they didn't know) but that didn't even slow them down any.
Theives are one of the lowest forms of life on the planet.
Glad you're all ok, and sorry you didn't get to kick her ass--I know it would've made ya feel better! lol
Posted by: Jennifer | October 20, 2004 2:39 PM
It would have made me feel awesome. But they got nothing so score one for the good guys.
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 3:28 PM
We;re good, thanks. :)
Posted by: kat | October 20, 2004 3:29 PM