I got these 2 free trashy romance novels in the mail today.
I hate romance novels. They are just, I dunno, icky.
But anyway, I read the backs of them to see what lame stories were inside and funny, both the lead females have amnesia.
What's up with that?
Is that the only way the men in these books can get women?
Hey baby, what's your name?
I dunno, I fell off a bridge and can't remember and I seem to have lost my purse too. But I do have this strange tattoo.
Wanna fuck?
Yeah, these are gonna be great books.
Comments
Those are not "romance novels" they're smut novels. LOL! I love historic romance novels but they're nothing like those. They're fun to read and you get very wrapped up in a past time, and in the characters... and the romantically naughty parts. ;-)
Hope you're having a good day! *HUGS*
Posted by: Karen | November 23, 2004 2:46 PM
I've never read those books that you read. Sounds interesting. These are just trashy...lol
Posted by: kat | November 23, 2004 2:48 PM
Sounds like the plot line for the first Bourne movie too! :)
Posted by: Keith of R.Electrons | November 23, 2004 4:35 PM
Didn't see either one so I didn't know that. Saves me the trouble of renting them. Thanks. ;)
Posted by: kat | November 23, 2004 5:00 PM
LOL. Didn't you know? Romance novelists have these meetings (I am NOT making this up) and compare story notes. They discuss plot twists and new ways of saying old things without editors getting their panties in a wad. That's why they all come out reading the same.
-G
Posted by: Garrison Steelle | November 23, 2004 6:44 PM
Well I didn't ask for these, they just showed up and they are free so I guess I'll keep them and read them if I get bored. I did not know that about the book industry. Interesting.
Posted by: kat | November 23, 2004 6:59 PM