My horoscope said that I was going to meet someone nice
and that I should get dressed NOW.
Sure, it was a few days ago but hey, I stay indoors for the most part so I just let it carry for a few days.
ex-roommate and I go out today to pay bills and we are waiting downtown for our second bus and this guy, Jamie, comes up and starts talking to me. Hitting on me. Seems like a nice guy.
We all get on the bus and he goes into his reasons for moving here from Detroit a few weeks ago and then lets it slide that he is roof challenged (politically correct term? I hope so cuz everything I say to describe people, places or things seems to piss people off).
Great. Homeless guy hitting on me.
Then he gets off and this young computer geek starts hitting on me and getting all uber nerdy with me talking pcs and spyware and anti-virus and made fun of my baby little emachine which has never given me a problem but keeps on talking and made sure he told me he owns his own business at least 4 times.
We talk for quite awhile until he needs to get off and when he did, he did the macho strut.
Yes ladies and gentlemen, he did the spread arm, I have muscles strut and he had NO muscles...lmao
ex-roommate and I nearly died laughing.
I mean, he had me at all the pc geek speak honestly. He did not need to do the strut.
Guys, what is up with the strut?
He was funny and charming and sweet and then he did the strut and as cute as it was to see him fluffing his plumage for me, I just couldn't help but laugh.
Anyway, I have his business card (he owns his own business ya know) and wants me to get in touch so he can come set up my "equipment" with his own "equipment" which will "blow my mind".
Yeah. Maybe. He was like waaay under 30. Oh god was he under 30 but hey, it felt good to have someone bring on the strut.
Are these guys who my horoscope was talking about? Who knows but it was a fun day and as a bonus (remind me to tell you about a bonus of another kind sometime), I ended up with a spare $10 due to a mistake at a bill place and so I bought a copy of Fahrenheit 9/11 for $9.99 at Movie Gallery.
Say what ever you want about Micheal Moore and politics, just use a real email address this time mmkay?
And oh yeah, Sebastian does have pink eye and the doc called in a script for him and ex-roommate and Mark are gone down to get it because I've now been down there like 3 times in 2 days and me bones just don't want to go no further.
Comments
oooh poor Sebastian.
LOL @ the image of a computer nerd strutting like that. Sounds like you had a good day, and it's always nice to be hit on even if the man is homeless. hee
"roof challenged". Very pc, but then again I don't think people should get all up in the air over words we use to describe things.
Posted by: Tam | November 4, 2004 7:32 PM
He'll be ok. Got meds working right away. The nerd guy was very cute. Had a tongue ring. *rowr*...lol
Posted by: kat | November 4, 2004 7:43 PM
LOL A tongue ring, eh? mmmm nice!
I am glad the meds are working quickly, and that he'll be okay.
Posted by: Tam | November 4, 2004 8:18 PM
you guys and that pink eye! ;)
seriously, I am laughing along with you on the guy thing today. Glad that sent smiles to your day.
Posted by: Diane | November 4, 2004 9:35 PM
Okay, the strut was funny enough, but the tongue stud is just over the top! And I'm sure he uses only the best "equipment," too. ;)
-G
Posted by: Garrison Steelle | November 5, 2004 12:45 AM
I don't know what "the strut" is. I'm a little bit older than you... but somehow I would be flattered if someone did that strut for me!
Posted by: Terry | November 5, 2004 8:28 AM
Oh I was flattered. The strut is when they puff out their chest, toss their shoulders back and carry their arms like they are holding huge sacks of grain under them and then sorta of strut ya know? Like John Travolta in Sat. Nite. Fever. Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I’m a woman’s man: no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm, I’ve been kicked around
Since I was born.
Posted by: kat | November 5, 2004 12:58 PM
So what is up with the strut? You're a guy. Why do you guys feel the need to go over the top being all macho when being yourselves is actually very endearing?
We're not all looking for a savior. Some of us just want someone funny and charming and gosh, smart...lol
Posted by: kat | November 5, 2004 1:10 PM
I don't know why he always gets it. Mark and I are good in the eye department but it seems that Sebastian gets at least 2 pinks a year.
Posted by: kat | November 5, 2004 1:11 PM