Pray for Satan.
So Sebastian and I are down waiting for the bus to go pay the damn bill and this bus stop is like in the middle of nowhere basically. On the side of an 8 lane road, nothing but warehouses and mechanics everywhere right, so there is no need for anyone to just like pull up at this location out of pure randomness.
They hunt for sinners I tell you!
This jehovah lady gets out of the car, (a full car mind you, at least 6 of them there saviors inside) and starts walking toward us. I think fast, grab one of my Normal Bob Smith pamphlets out and wait for the impending save your soul attack.
She walks up.
Jehovah lady: Hello. I'm sure you know who I am, we go everywhere but we can never seem to find people at home anymore, (Thinking to myself, I know why you interrupting must save all sinner people) so we have to go to parks and bus stops now to tell people that they can be saved by the word of God.
Me: Uh huh.
Jehovah lady: I see you have a young man with you today. I have some pamphlets here on how to make real friends with Gods help. (pointing at Sebastian)
Me: I'll take yours if you take mine. *holds up pamphlet so she can read that it says Pray for Satan*
Jehovah lady: Oh no no no! *runs away back to the car full of jehovahs*
You know, if she had just stayed or agreed to take it and read it, she would have seen that it says Luke 18:27
In Luke 18:27 it says all things are possible through prayer and the pamphlet goes on to say that if we pray for Satan, God would forgive him, Satan would be a nice guy again and all sin would vanish from the earth.
But nooo, they don't really want to pray for Satan because if they did and he was forgiven, all sin would be gone and churches would be out of business.
But the bill is paid, I'm home, started a load of laundry and am just gonna veg out and watch movies and crap.
Later days.
Comments
Dude,
You fuckin' rule. Heh.
Posted by: sporty | December 30, 2004 1:06 PM
Kat, why not pay your fpl bill online?
http://www.fpl.com/pay/contents/index.shtml
Posted by: Gary | December 30, 2004 1:13 PM
Cuz I don't have a credit card or a checking account. I use cash for everything and paypal when I have funds in my account from jewelry sales.
Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 1:16 PM
I try Sporty, I try...lol
Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 1:17 PM
Wow! I wish I could be like you. I hide, or ignore them, or sic my sister on 'em.
Posted by: Bonnie | December 30, 2004 2:24 PM
The best way to deal with them is confront them head on and know what you're talking about. If you take the little book, you are making them think it's ok to keep doing it to everyone. You must tell them no and make them see that it is an invasion of your privacy even if you are sitting on a public bench. The time is your own, not theirs.
Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 4:37 PM
Oh wow Kat now that is a good one! I need to get me some of the pamphlets! hehehehe
Posted by: Kelly | December 30, 2004 5:44 PM
You get my present???
Posted by: Pete B | December 30, 2004 6:21 PM
Yes and I posted a thank you and sent an email. You didn't get the email?
I said thank you and how very sweet of you guys to do that. :)I even registered a few of them liker you asked and I hope I did it right. First time doing the wheres George thing.
Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 6:23 PM
You can print them out from the site for free....lol I love them. Very handy here in the south. ;)
Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 6:27 PM
t blacklisted you. That damn 30. Sorry.
I just hate it when they invade my time wehether it be at my front
door or on a public bench. It's still my time and my right to privacy.
This was fast one though. They usually stay and argue....lol
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Posted by: kat | December 30, 2004 9:23 PM
You are just too funny for words!! I love it!!! LMAO!!!!! Way to go!!!!
Have a great day today - and Happy New Year!!! *HUGS*
Posted by: Karen | December 31, 2004 9:04 AM
You have a good day too Karen. :)
Posted by: kat | December 31, 2004 10:52 AM