Make it stop.
I am having a day here.
It's one of those VBBDs. (very bad back days)
The weather is cruel and unkind and even if I ever thought about moving back to Maine which friends have begged me to do, there is no way in hell I could survive there. Not like this.
The temp is 74. The humidity is through the roof, the skies, they open up like flood gates and the joints they ache like a steam roller ran over them.
I have spent the majority of the day in bed with the heating pad and tens unit on trying to take it away, make it a little less painful but no such luck.
So if you are one of the poor people who called to say hello and see how I was doing, I apologize profusely for tearing you a new one.
For all you other assholes who called and called and as soon as the answering machine picked up, you hung up and tried again, I have an answering machine for a reason, so you can leave a message.
Thank you!!!
I'm tired, I'm cranky. I want to punch people in the head for all kinds of reasons and if the boys go in and out one more time, I'm locking the fucking door and they can stay out. (just kidding) I wouldn't really do that but man, they need to frigging stop that shit.
I have accomplished absolute nada today.
I got weird emails too.
What the hell do people expect me to write back to some of that weird shit they send me?
I will answer all the other ones here in a little bit but gah, I am just so cranky right now.
Seriously, I want to maim someone/s.
Later days.
