My Single Mom Life

Tonight sis and I went to McCurdy's Comedy Theatre for one of her friends birthdays and we saw Tony Rock, Chris Rocks little brother.
He is hysterical.
Holy shit.
What made it really hysterical is that apparently the black people in SRQ don't go to comedy clubs. Just a sea of white people as far as the eye can see and holy shit, didn't both comedians have to work a little hard. They were like scared man.
Tony comes out and says he asked the warm up guy, so, what's the crowd like and Kenny says white.
He's like no, really, happy, laughing, what are they like, he says white.
Tony looks up and looks out at the crowd and goes damn, I though that motherfucker was joking! You are white!
Aha!
Funny shit.
This drunk lady was yabbering on, I mean really drunk lady, about whether or not Sarasota has a fire department.
He did the best he could to ignore her but she was loud and proud and really wasted and finally he's like, man, common sense would tell the bitch to shut the fuck up but obviously the intravenous beer line has knocked out all common sense.
Bitch, you can get in for free for the rest of the week cuz you are one fucked up drunk bitch.
She says, So is there a fire department here?
Bwahahahah fucking hahahaha!

We went with sisters friend a few of her friends. You can get free tickets for your birthday and one of the people she invited was already wasted at 7pm when he met us at the door.
Wast-ed.
Obliviated.
He kept asking if he could get beer in there. And hitting on all of us. If he touched my hair one more time, I was gonna have to hurt him.
Yeah, it's a nightclub you drunk POS.

But we had a kick ass time and I would so love to go back and see those two guys again.
We all filled out our customer cards with birthdays and info on them and I hope I get a call telling me I have free ticks cuz that would be cool to take a bunch of friends there for a fun night.

They make killer nachos too but I couldn't eat 'em all cuz I was laughing so much.
Cool place.

But hey, if Tony is ever playing at a comedy club near you, go, you will not be disappointed.