My Single Mom Life

Life on Mars wasn't playing tonight. Something about the lead singer having to go to Bermuda.
Having to go? Wow dude, sucks for you. :/
So this other band, American Supermodels was playing in their place and they were shit faced and sucking. The lead singer is quitting at the end of the year and so there is tension between them all and it's coming across in the music.
Just go already, quit making it worse for the whole band and the people who are stuck listening to your sorry ass suck at singing because you're a whiny fucktard.
Shut up, get off the stage, go home asswipe.
The other guys in the band are cool though and have a tight sound.
The bassist gave me a cd cuz I was like

man, listen, it's sunday night, there's maybe 20 people in the bar, quit playing 80's and play something original for me.

He was like cool, hang on.
Came back with their cd and was like

check this out. We hate playing 80's but this is siesta key beach man, this is what the bars pay us to do.

I hear that but fuck it, run with it on a night like this. Play what gets ya and have fun. Throw in a few 80's tunes to keep the owner happy and have at it.
We bought them each a shot cuz their night was obviously sucking and we just sat and ate wings and fries and had fun watching some skanky white chicks slow dance slutty like to every song they played.
Um, if it has a beat that is faster than your fucking heart, move a little you nasty bitches.
God, I hate that.
I hate when people don't just go with it. Have fun, let your hair down, play.
Just fucking play. It won't kill you to dance like you are actually enjoying the song.
Damn.

So we're back home now to my trashed house.
teenage boys left alone somehow manage to use every single dish I own this weekend and I was only gone one night and yet they complained there was nothing to eat.
Really? How did you manage to dirty all this shit then?
Anyway, in the morning, I will reply to comments and emails and shit like that and then I have a house to clean and some work to do.
Not much but work is work and I'm greatful for it.

Thank you for the gift too. You know who you are, thanks. I totally appreciate it and will send you an email in the morning.
Later days.