It's phone call Monday.
I have a ton of phone calls to make today and paperwork to fill out.
Ugh.
I went back to bed after the boys left for school and now that places are actually open, I need to get cracking on all those calls.
Not looking forward to it, but they must be done.
But I figured I'd at least do a meme before I get so busy and confused with calls that I get a headache and then decide to nap after I'm done with all of it.
Later days.
60 very random, somewhat odd questions..............................
1) Who is the biggest dumbass you know?
Lots of people.
2) What is your favorite kind of cheese?
sharp cheddar
3) What county were you born in?
US
4) Automatic or Manual?
Auto
5) Does tequila make your clothes fall off?
Not totally off but that's why I don't drink...lol
6) What is the biggest piece of furniture you own?
My hutch and dresser. Same size
7) Have you ever licked the cheese off a Dorito & not eaten it?
No. Do people do that?
8) What song would you like to be listening to right now?
I don't know. My brain is a jumble of phone numbers.
9) Innie or outie?
In
10) What's the name of the last movie(s) you rented?
I honestly don't remember. Couldn't have been that good.
11) Do you know anyone you would like to get in trouble in one way or another, or play a prank on as long as you were never found out?
Yes but I'm not telling.
12) If so, what would you do?
Depends on the person and subject.
13) Are you a tactful person?
No. I'm accused often of being far too blunt and honest for my own good.
14) Have you ever told someone they didn't look bad when they asked when they actually did look bad?
Yeah
15) Do you question the norm?
If I think it should be questioned.
16) Do you like to pop other peoples zits?
Only if it's a really big zit...lol
17) Are you guilty of handing out unsolicited advice?
Sometimes. But mostly, I bite my tongue.
18) Do you prefer to give or receive presents?
Give - what goes around, comes around.
19) Have you ever ridden a horse?
Yes.
20) Do you own a deep fat fryer (like a fry-daddy)?
No but I'd like to.
21) Do you like the smell of Ketchup?
Yes, mmm vinegary.
22) Have you ever re-gifted anyone?
Yes
23) Have you ever smoked Pot?
Yes.
24) Are you an impulsive person?
Yes, well, no, well, yes.
25) Have you ever committed a Random Act Of Kindness?
Sometimes.
26) How many pairs of shoes do you own?
5. Running shoes, sandals, combat boots, 5 inch tall, suede shoes I can't wear anymore (sniff), 3inch tall black chunks I can't wear anymore (sniff), brown dress shoes.
27) Do you read shampoo bottle & etc. in the shower or bathtub?
No. I read them at the store before I buy them.
28) Does it bother you when someone you know, other than your family members, feels free to just walk in your house without knocking?
Yes, very much.
29) Do you know anyone who has the uncanny ability to be able to (accurately) finish your sentences?
Yes.
30) Give me another word for penis?
cock
31) Give me another word for vagina?
hooha
32) If you could own your own company or business, what kind would it be?
I do.
33) How many pets do you have?
4 cats, 4 fish.
34) Have you ever had a "Fling"?
Uhh, yeah. Won't do it again.
35) Nachos or Pretzels?
Nachos with cheese and sour cream.
36) Do you think Brad & Angelina will last?
Who the fuck cares
37) Do you care?
See ..36
38) Who makes you laugh the most?
Funny people.
39) Do you consider yourself a beautiful person on the inside?
Yes.
40) Do think Michael Jackson is a freak or just misunderstood?
No, he's a freak.
41) If you could be on any reality show, which one would it be?
I don't. I think reality shows suck ass.
42) Do you like lightening bugs?
Sure, why not
43) Have you ever had sex on a trampoline?
No.
44) Have you ever had to have an enema?
I don't remember but I'm sure I have with the various surgeries I've had. (Can't leave the hospital till you pass gas ma'am)
45) Have you ever gotten an autograph from a professional athlete?
Yes. Some Cincinnati Reds player.
46) Who is the biggest slut you know (male or female)?
Pleading the 5th on that one
47) When I say the word ASSWIPE, who comes to mind?
Hahahah! Too many to list here.
48) Have you ever let someone have something that was very special to you because they needed it more?
Yes.
49) Can you sing well?
I used to.
50) How many time a day do you poop?
Depends on how sick I am at the time. Normally, one.
51) What is your favorite website?
Ogrish.com
52) Do you consider yourself an addict of any kind?
Yes. Cigs and booze. Don't drink anymore but I still love it.
53) If your closest friends companion came on to you would you tell your friend?
Depends. I would tell the person off really good first and if he became a major dick about it, hell fucking yeah I would.
54) What is your favorite song to make fun of?
Anything by boy bands.
55) Do you laugh a lot?
Not as much as I would like to.
56) Do you cry a lot?
No.
57) Have you ever saved anyone's life?
Yes.
58) What is your favorite thing to do to relax?
Lay on my couch with a good movie and fall asleep...lol
59) Do you ever count sheep?
No, I think about people and things and stuff and I think too much. Could be why I don't sleep well huh? ;)
60) Did you enjoy this survey?
It was alright.
Comments
I READ IT ALL YAYME LOL:)
HUGGIES HUN
I GOT A MAASIVE MIGRANE BUT NO I GOT A SCREAMING BABY N A BAD TODDLER TO DEAL WITH EEEKK
Posted by: beth | November 7, 2005 9:08 PM
Heh, I haven't seen this one making the rounds yet..
Posted by: notyourtypicalsouthernbelle | November 7, 2005 9:10 PM
Found it from someone on myspace.
Lucky you. Hope your migraine went away. :)
Posted by: kat | November 7, 2005 10:10 PM