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I had a house full of boys again last night.

It wasn't too bad but one of them wouldn't shut up. Like just kept talking and talking and talking.
I shot him with an airsoft gun right in the forehead.
Now, before any of you get in a tizzy cuz I pelted him in the head, it was an accident.
They were showing me the gun, they told me it wasn't loaded, wasn't cocked.
It was. I was just waving it around and it has an easy trigger. Boom. Nailed him in the forehead.
He's ok. No welt or anything and sickness of all sickness, he asked to get shot again.
Weird kid.
Apparently he likes it.
I apologized like crazy. I was upset about it.
I was more furious with them for lying to me telling me it had no plastic BB's in it and that it wasn't cocked. I coulda taken that kids eye out.
I took the guns away after that but considered taking it out again when he did not stop talking.
He talked until he passed out around 1:30am.
Good god that kid can talk.
But once they all passed out, it was good. Nice, quiet, I was able to go to bed.
I never go to bed until every last kid is asleep. This can take awhile when you have a kid like him who is just naturally hyper.
I'm exhausted still from staying up and listening to him.

I need to rest up today, going out tonight with some friends.
I almost don't want to.
I'm like Elvis bloated dead looking.
I'm pale and really bloated.
Like all the blood loss and meds are fighting each other now and I look terrible.
It looks like I've put on 30 pounds...lol
I swear I haven't though, I've actually lost more weight but my face is just gah, so fat looking.

Maybe if I rest up a lot, I'll look semi-normal by tonight.
I hope so.
Ok, need to eat something and rest and stuff.
Later days.

Comments

the girls have a friend like that, i swear i could scream when she's here. she's nice enough, just loud and neverending with the small talk, lol.

Alex had a friend like that... in the end I would just yell at him to SHUT UP! (He was a rotten little weasel who, as it turns out, was trying to get my PIN # for my bank card from Alex, so he could "manage Alex's money."

LOL, that kid sounds like my oldest son. He is CONSTANTLY talking! But apparently it's not as bad as it used to be, since I don't get letters from his school every other day like I used to. I feel for ya! It used to be like that for me every single day and night.


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