Things I can't do that sucks.
Last night while I slept, my socks fell off.
I cannot put them back on.
I cannot bend over per all the new metal and rules for a healthy fusion.
:(
I cannot put on my own underwear either.
Or shorts.
:(
I cannot bend over and feed the cats.
I cannot pick up anything I have dropped unless I get my grabber thingy but sometimes, it just sort of shuffles the piece of paper around the floor like playing hockey with my mail.
:(
If my blanket falls on the floor, I'm fucked.
It's too heavy for the grabber thingy and then I am cold all day long.
Why?
Cuz the ac is on and I can't bend over to grab the ac remote without my grabber thingy but then at noon till 5pm, it's super fucking hot and I have to turn it back down again.
:(
I cannot lay on my couch.
I love my couch.
It was my comfort place with my kitties.
I can get on it and lay down but I can't get back up.
It's too squishy and low.
It sucks.
I miss my couch.
:(
I am still having trouble taking care of personal things.
My body is longer but my arms don't seem to want to stretch far enough to wipe my tushy...lol
Oh well. ;)
Later days.
Comments
Awww man Kat that sucks.
Posted by: Kelly | March 14, 2006 10:52 AM
Wow. I almost didn't recognise you when I looked at the photo in the previous entry. You sure have lost weight! I hope your stomach is doing better, though. *HUGS*
Posted by: Kirsi | March 14, 2006 11:49 AM
you need one of those robot grabber thingies they sell in the toy section. They work good for picking stuff up.
To put on underwear or shorts - use 2 clamps from office depot - ya know the ones to clamp big documents together - run string through handles, clamp one to each side of undies and pull up.
Posted by: ozone ferd | March 14, 2006 1:12 PM
Low. squishy couch, yeah, had one of those. Great to lie down on, bitch to get up off. With or without body brace!
Otherwise, let's see: Feed the cats on your bed? Keep a spare blanket at reachable level? Don't wear underwear? ;-)
Posted by: Terry | March 14, 2006 5:07 PM