Slap my ass and call me Mary!
The sperm donor must have a new job. I actually got a child support check for $69.87.
Wow. Just think of all the things I can buy with that for the kids for school.
Good thing I wasn't counting on that to buy everything they needed.

Comments
Your sperm donor is GENEROUS! Mine only paid me $40. That was... uh, 15.5 years ago.
Posted by: Terry | August 4, 2006 9:10 PM
hahah! I get excited when I get any amount. This was a biggie though compared to the $21. 50 I have been getting.
Posted by: kat | August 5, 2006 12:44 AM
The sperm recipient in my case never offered to pay shit, but that was ok, because we dealed it off in court. She wanted alimony and I said I would ask her for child support if she demanded alimony. She dropped the demand.
Posted by: Rebel | August 5, 2006 10:43 PM
I don't demand it or expect it, it's been years since I have gotten any at all.
Posted by: kat | August 6, 2006 2:01 PM