I could kill him.
I forgot to post this here last night, I was still kinda pissed off but here's what I wrote. And I will add the photo evidence tomorrow.
I have a beautiful leather living room set, ok, had a beautiful leather living room set.
When I came home from the hospital in late February, I noticed a very small tear on one of the cushions of the sofa. These cushions are one piece, do not flip, do not come apart.
One small tear.
Ok, I can deal with that.
Slowly over these last few months, that small tear has grown to the size of a baseball.
The padding inside the cushion is being picked at, it's obvious someone in this house is doing this.
For weeks now, both sons have denied all involvement in this destruction of the sofa.
Tonight though, I just threw it out that I knew that Sebastian was the culprit and I forced him to sign an IOU stating when he grows up, he owes me one leather sofa.
He still denied it yet signed it anyway very angrily.
A few minutes later, I casually asked how the tears and scratches are happening to it.
He let it slip out, after weeks of denial, that he used a fork to destroy my couch.
The look on his face was a pure oh shit moment. Like did she hear me say that? Please god, let her not have heard my confession.
I heard it.
I was stunned.
A fork.
He used a fork to destroy my sofa.
I am restraining myself pretty damn well.
I haven't yelled or stormed off in a huff. I haven't hit or threatened to kill him.
I am sitting here, blood boiling, anger raging, deep inside me.
A fork.
He destroyed my furniture with a fork.
They have a 4 day weekend.
No school Monday for the holiday, and no school Tuesday for one of those professional days.
I will make it through this without harming him.
But what started off as a joke about that IOU, is now going to be fucking notarized and I'm going to make that little crapper buy me a new sofa when he grows up.

Comments
You have a lot more restraint than I do! I think I would've killed my kid for doing something like that. But that IOU is a great idea! I'd put it in a protective sleeve and in a binder or something for safe keeping. Did he ever say what possessed him to do that?
Posted by: Kelly | September 2, 2006 3:43 AM
Are you kidding me? This is a stoopid leather sofa and your son is obviously needing some real mom attention. How ridiculous to demand that he buy you a replacement when he grows up. Maybe you should grow up and find out what the source of your son's anger is. He isn't right to gouge your sofa, but not only are you showing him that your sofa seems more important than his emotional chaos, but you also demonstrate an unhealthy attachment to the material things of this world as well as a selfishness I'm sure you don't intend to impart to him. I know how difficult being a single mom is, I am one. I've been just as angry and selfish, but I have come to realize the tender needs of emotional states that are often a baffaling introduction to homonal changes are the most important element in this scenario. Please be compassionate with your son and yourself. I know you can both clear this up with unconditional love and a lack of self-righteousness. The best of luck to you.
Posted by: Hank Hell | September 2, 2006 7:48 AM
I would seriously beat some ass with a broom if someone abused my couch with a fork.
I do love my material things.
Posted by: Chickie | September 3, 2006 12:06 AM