Lack of a penis.
After yesterdays fiasco with technology at Walgreen's, the nurse Cindy finally just called it in to CVS which is 1 mile away. I just got back from a 2 mile walk to and from CVS to get my meds, in the rain.
On my way back, I see this gigantor truck headed my way on my little two lane street. It's one of those monster trucks.
If I had not been trying desperately to not get run over, I would have snapped a pic of it with my cell phone.
I swear it was like 8ft off the ground.
I had to jump in the ditch to avoid getting run over, he refused to move over even a little bit to avoid hitting me and nothing was coming in the other lane.
As he passes me, he had the nerve to toot his horn at me and it played that stupid Dixie song.
Yeah, he 's so making up for something.
You know the saying, big truck, small penis.
After I let my meds kick in a little bit, I'm gonna go back out and vote. At least the voting place isn't too far away. It's at the church around the corner.
I'm thinking of wearing a slightly offensive t-shirt. I only step foot in a church when I go to vote so I figure I should just have some fun with it.
Later days.

Comments
a voting place in a church... how interesting and totally representing our separation of church and state... LOL
Posted by: ozone ferd | November 7, 2006 6:27 PM
Actually, the majority of polling places here are in churches. The schools are in session during voting days so they use churches. Odd isn't it?
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Posted by: Rachel | November 8, 2006 2:28 PM