The highlight of my whole day so far,
has been this mornings death.
I woke up to see my gourami died.
I scooped it from the tank and dumped it in the toilet.
Then I had to pee.
I was faced with the following dilemma;
Do I flush the fish alone and send it on a proper fish burial?
Or do I just go pee and save myself some water which inevitably, saves me money on my water bill?
Take your guesses as to what I did.
3
2
1
I went pee of course!
I'm all about saving money.
Yup, exciting fucking Monday 'round these parts.
Oh one more thing.
I'm terribly hungry but absolutely nothing looks good.
I hate that.
Later days.

Comments
Don't laugh, but I have a fish phobia. I get creeped out at the mere sight of them. The thought of having to scoop a dead fish out of a tank full of water makes me cringe. I won't even eat a fish that resembles a fish once cooked.
Posted by: Brandi | November 14, 2006 7:39 AM