I just reached Florida redneck status.
I couldn't fix my mailbox. I didn't have any nails or screws long enough, no new wood piece big enough, and the mailbox itself is quite fux0red.
I called the land man a few days ago, Sunday I believe, he said he'd be over to take care of it.
Well he hasn't been here.
This means that I have not gotten any mail since Friday's delivery.
Not that I get a ton of really important mail, but hey, I like my mail.
So I just went outside with my handy dandy roll of duct tape and duct taped that sucker back onto the post.
Yes I did.
I am not taking a pic of it unless people insist on seeing how much living in Florida has changed this Mainer into a complete redneck.
Trust me, I really did duct tape it to the post. Three times around, front end and back end.
Damn thuggers even knocked off my little red "I have mail for you mail man" flag.
They will be injured if I catch them in the act.
Comments
I have got to see a picture of that Kat.. haha
Posted by: Mindy | January 10, 2007 1:12 PM
I demand a picture! ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Julie | January 10, 2007 3:06 PM
My desk has been moved too many times and no longer sits flat. I've tried to use a shim to level it out, but with no luck. My heavy file drawer likes to come open, so it now has a duct tape "hinge." The door on my old (now replaced) dryer wouldn't close all the way, so it had duct tape closers on it too.
Of course I live in redneck-ville so that might explain my affinity for duct tape.
Posted by: QC | January 11, 2007 9:39 AM