I'm feeling rather fiesty today.
I have stress people, stress!
I really do understand that it's a really short visit and I wish it was longer so that everyone could have equal time, but it's just not possible.
I apologize that it's so short, one of these days we'll come up for 2 weeks, and everyone can have equal time with the boys.
It's very hard when you have 2 families who want to see them. You have no idea.
But complaining about it, makes Kat an unhappy girl. It makes me stress the fuck out.
I'm doing the best I can with the amount of time we have.
So please, chill out and be happy we are coming at all.
The cold weather is going to kill me, traveling is going to be hard. I know I'm going to be in pain because it hits 40 degrees here, and I'm doubling medication and using heating pads.
It's not gonna be easy for me to go everywhere, sleep in strange beds etc.
Chillax my families, we will spend as much time with everyone as we can. The boys are super excited and can't wait to see you. Please don't complain about the amount of time you get to see them. They just want to see you and hug you. They miss you, so don't make us feel bad ok? Thanks.
I got a message on myspace this morning from some guy named Joe.
I don't use myspace to find mating partners so stop trying.
It's really creepy.
So anyway, I get this message from Joe and I go check out his page.
um, dear lord, good god no Joe.
I sent him this message. I was already irritated, kind of stressed, so this is kinda mean but hey, I speak the truth.
Hello Joe,
I really hope you don't take this the wrong way, but
why oh why would you say this on your profile;
"Hello looking for friends And who knows And Some hot SEX would be good"
I understand the need to be honest, but there's such a thing as too much honesty Joe.
And to ask people if they like you?
Do we have a case of low self esteem Joe?
It's not an attractive quality.
And to advertise you're a pot smoker right off the bat, not super attractive either.
Some things should be for private discussions.
It's cool you want to legalize it and all, I'm all for that too, but it's not really a great intro into who you, Joe, really is.
My first impression of you just based on your page;
You are a very lonely 41 year old man with a drug problem and low self esteem hoping to get railed by a bunch of hot myspace sluts.
Good luck to you Joe.
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I need food. I have to pee too.

Comments
LOL! Love your response to Joe! Yea see that's one of the reasons why I don't really use myspace....too many creepy sleazy horn dogs on there looking to hook up and get laid. I do have one but only to keep in touch with my daughter. Other than that...no thanks.
Posted by: Kelly | January 27, 2007 11:52 AM
Great response to MySpaceJoe! I know what you mean about families not stressing you out about visit time when you go to see them! I deal with that every summer and always feel guilty.
Posted by: Chickie | January 27, 2007 2:28 PM
Holy shit! I was reading this stuff about Joe and thinking, "Yeah, ok, 16-year-old horny boy."
Then you said he's 41.
GAH.
Give us his myspace address so we can all tease him.
Posted by: terry | January 27, 2007 2:37 PM
Oh my god, that's too funny! No one wants to hook up with me on Myspace, I think I scare everyone off.
I, too, want Joe's myspace addy.....I won't tease him...well, at least not to his face....but I've gotta see what this guy looks like!
Posted by: Belle | January 28, 2007 5:16 PM