My Single Mom Life

I am so sick of the kids getting sick because then I get sick and me being sick is just not fun at all.
You know what happens to your body when you sneeze or cough, it convulses a little bit.
This becomes painful when I do it.
All that titanium not budging an inch so I can sneeze properly but instead, pulls all the muscles around the titanium.
It hurts dammit.

Why am I saying all of this?
Because Sebastian is sick. Just got a call from the school. When he comes home today, I am advised to "keep him home tomorrow because he was sneezing and coughing all morning and had a slight fever."

Ok, he can stay home, but I need a mask and some gloves, because I am tired of getting sick. I'm really not enjoying that one little problem since the surgery. I mean, there are a few funky and interesting side effects of it, issues if you will, like being able to put on and tie my right shoe but not my left.
What the hell is up with that?
But the whole sneezing/coughing thing is painful.

Damn kids catching every stupid bug that goes around. Grr. Not fair! Not fair!