My Single Mom Life

I was tagged by Amy Jo for this one.

The idea is to answer each question below with lyrics from a song.
Can you guess any of the artists from my answers? If so, let me know in the comments.

1.) Are you male or female?
Girls just want to have fun

2.) Describe your neighborhood:
Our house, in the middle of our street.

3.) How do you look?
Back in black

4.) If you could say something to the person you like, what would it be?
But you changed that all for me
Lifted me up, turned me round

5.) Where do you wish you were right now?
And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you are in Maine

6.) What would you say to your best friend?
When everything is wrong I'll come talk to you
You make things alright when I'm feeling blue

7.) Any words of wisdom:
If you want to get your soul to heaven,
trust in me.
Don't judge or question.
You are broken now,
but faith can heal you.
Just do everything I tell you to do.
Deaf and blind and dumb and born to follow.
Let me lay my holy hand upon you.

8.) Describe yourself:
Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously, I
Live while the whole world dies
You all need it too - don't lie.

9.) What do you think of drugs and alcohol?
I want a new drug
One that wont hurt my head
One that wont make my mouth too dry
Or make my eyes too red

10.) If you could say one thing to your enemy, what would it be?
Someone told me once
that there's a right and wrong,
and that punishment
would come to those
who dare to cross the line.

But it must not be true
for jerk-offs like you.
Maybe it takes longer to catch a total asshole.
but I'm tired of waiting.
Maybe it's just bullshit and I should play GOD,
and shoot you myself.*
Because I'm tired of waiting.

11.) What do you usually do on Friday nights?
Party people (hey)
It's Friday night
Gonna rock this joint until the morning light
Crowd is jumping (hey)

12.) Are you for world peace?
Give peace a chance

13.) What do you think about school?
No more pencils
No more books
No more teacher's dirty looks

14.) How do you feel right now?
A groan of tedium escapes me,
Startling the fearful.
Is this a test? It has to be,
Otherwise I can't go on.
Draining patience, drain vitality.
This paranoid, paralyzed vampire act's a little old.

15.) Any closing words?
Monkey killing monkey killing monkey over pieces of the ground.
Silly monkeys give them thumbs they make a club,
And beat their brother down.
How they survive so misguided is a mystery.

I'm tagging Belle, and Tasha, and Julie.