Crazy Hip Blog mamas #18
This weeks topic = "Famous moms you want to meet".
I don't really know if there are any famous moms I want to meet.
I think famous moms have it way easier than the rest of us do though.
They can hire nannies to help them out all the time. They can Leave the house to go to movie premiers and stuff like that and not worry because the nanny is always there.
I think though that if I had to choose one famous mom to sit down and have a heart to heart with, it would be Britney Spears.
I'd tell her off for being an idiot.
I don't like her music but that girl had a lot going for her and then hooked up with that loser Federline, a man who was already involved with one woman, had a kid and another on the way. He cheated on that woman to hook up with Britney.
That is a major red flag sweetie. Never ever get involved with a man who cheats on his wife or girlfriend for you. He's a loser who will do it to you just as he did to her.
I'd also tell her to start wearing underwear all the time.
Even a thong is better than letting your cooter hang out for all the world to see.
What a wonderful impression all those pics are going to make on her two son's and their friends as they grow up.
Kids get taunted enough, so just imagine as her sons grow up and other kids start bringing copies of those pics to school with them or taunting them repeatedly about having seen their moms vag on line.
Once it's on line, it's there forever sweetheart.
And oh yeah, stop hanging out with that skanky Paris Hilton. She's trash no matter how much money she has.
Comments
Oh, I agree! Slutney Spears, as I call her, is numero uno TRASH. How about all of that stuff with her driving with her baby ON HER LAP? I don't care if she was trying to get away from paparazzi...she had a bodyguard with her. Why could the bodyguard not have driven, or at least taken the baby and put him safely into his car seat?
I can't believe she got off the hook for this. If the average Jane Doe mom got caught doing this, she'd be fined and probably reported to CPS. Pisses me off that Slutney got off, even though she put her baby in serious danger. Why are people like her allowed to reproduce, anyway?
Same goes for that loser K-Fed. Someone needs to chop off his weenie already, so he can't spread his seed further. And I agree...once a cheat, always a cheat.
Posted by: Christine | February 7, 2007 6:59 PM
I could not agree more.
Posted by: Belle | February 7, 2007 11:11 PM
I have never like Britney. Always thought she was a few fries short of a happy meal. Being a mother should have matured her but she has only regressed to what I have always thought she was. A whore.
Posted by: Mindy | February 7, 2007 11:13 PM