My Single Mom Life

"Funniest parenting moment".

There have been a ton of funny parenting moments with the boys.
Now, this may not be seen as funny to any of you, some people just don't find the same humor in things as I do, but we'll go with this anyway.

My mother had mailed me a pair of clip on earrings, they were really pretty, but I had left them laying on the coffee table.
Sebastian came home from school, I think he was about 10 or 11, saw them and asked what they were.
I told him they were clip on earrings, so he picked them up and clipped them on his ears.
He was laughing, asked if he looked pretty, just being a goof ball.
Then he took his shirt off and clipped them onto both his nipples. Still laughing, now showing myself and Mark and our room mate at the time. We all laughed, great stuff, funny kid.
Then he went in the bathroom and came back out with only his boxers on.
He said, "Guess where they are now?" with this huge grin on his face.
My room mate's face turned red, and she spit out a mouthful of soda, Mark was howling with laughter, and I screamed at him, "No! You did not put my mother's earrings on your balls?!"
To which he replied, "Yup" and then proceeded to dance around the room like a Las Vegas showgirl.

I never wore them after that.

Sebastian is the son who is going to do wild and crazy things. I fully expect him to be the one to come home at age 16, and not be able to sit down for dinner because he just came home from the tattoo shop.
I see this happening in my head as though it's already happened.
He loves fun and stupid. If Johnny Knoxville is still doing dumb shit when Sebastian turns 18, I see him finding Johnny and volunteering to be a guinea pig.
He is my funniest parenting moment all the time.