OMGD funny.
Ok, you may not find this funny, but it's totally funny in an ironic way.
Sebastian is playing GoW (Gears of War) this morning with some 12 year old kid with the screen name Nutty.
Nutty's sister who's about 5 or 6, is in the background on the headset, screaming she wants to play xbox, some little kid game, hitting Nutty over and over again.
I can hear all this from across the room.
I can hear the little sister yelling at him, him telling her to go away, her crying for mommy, him hitting her back. Typical brother/sister stuff.
Then you hear the little sister scream loudly for her mother.
The mother comes in and this is what we heard next;
Mom: Why yo hitting yo little sistah? *smack*
Nutty: Mom no! I'm sorry! *smack*
Mom: Who the hell yo think yo are hitting yo sistah like dat?! *smack*
Nutty: Mom! No! Please! I'm sorry! *smack*
Some other guy playing GoW too: This is child abuse, I'm reporting you!
Mom: Go fuck yoself!
Nutty: Mom! Please! *crying* *smack*
Nutty goes off line.
A few minutes pass, Nutty is back on line and sends a message to all his friends;
"My mom took my account away for a month guys. This sucks."
Now I'm not saying child abuse is funny, I'm saying it's funny that the mom is beating the crap outta him for hitting his sister.
Ironic funny.
I know y'all know what I mean. Parents get pissed that their kids are fighting and hitting each other, so they hit them to stop hitting each other.
Stupid people man.

Comments
Only by today's anal standards is that considered child ABUSE. We were raised with the occasional smack upside the head and the odd spanking. There is more shit going on like that behind closed doors than anyone cares to know or admit.
So the kid's mama gave him a whup or two for hitting his sister. Stuff like that can actually teach him not to hit women.
Posted by: lattegirl | March 31, 2007 12:21 PM
She was beating the shit out of him, we could hear it.
But it was funny because she was hitting him because he was hitting.
Total irony.
Posted by: kat | March 31, 2007 12:26 PM