My Single Mom Life

Sebastian and I went for a walk this morning to pick up my meds at Walgreen's, and we talked about our ZCP on the way there.
What? What is a ZCP?
It's the Zombie Contingency Plan.
Every family should have one.
The ZCP isn't just in case of zombies, there are many reasons every family needs a ZCP.
War right here in the ol' US of A, alien invasions, lots of reasons.

I would tell you what our ZCP is, but then you'd know and you'd try to do it too and well, we'd have to kill you. It's our ZCP.
We've had this planned for a long time and it's freaking perfect I tell ya. There's one or two small details we have to work out still, but that involves someone actually getting on the roof of building 'A' and checking a few things out.
None of us really want to be arrested right now, so we'll hold off on that for now.

On our way back, we saw these two tiny ankle biter dogs in the road right near our house.
They almost got hit by like 6 cars, so we chased them out of the road and watched where they went.
They went to the front door of a house across the street, so we followed them and the owner lady heard them barking and saw us through the window, so she opened the door and yells at me.

Stupid dog owner: What do you want?!
Me: Your dogs were in the road, they almost got hit by several cars.
Stupid dog owner: So.
Me: So? Your dogs almost got killed.
Stupid dog owner: So, it's none of your business.
Me: No, it really isn't, but your dogs almost got killed. If you don't care about the dogs, why don't you give them away to someone who will make sure they don't get in the road. In case you haven't noticed, people don't exactly drive the speed limit on this street.
Stupid dog owner: They're my dogs.
Me: Yes, they are, but if you keep letting them play in the road, you'll be the proud owner of dead dogs.
Stupid dog owner: Well thanks. *get in here you stupid dogs, slams door*

Un-real. Seriously, if you don't care about the dogs, give them to someone who will. People piss me off.