Are you a pee-pee chatter?
You know, you use bathroom time to make phone calls, or someone calls you while they are using it, ya know, pee chatting?
What about going to the bathroom as a group?
I personally can't stand it when people call me while they are using the bathroom and they feel the need to tell me they are peeing or pooing.
I also hate it when groups of women share the same stall at a nightclub or restaurant.
They say they are all girls, all friends, saves time, not a big deal.
No, I'm sorry, it is a big deal.
I do not want to share the stall with you even if there is a big line waiting.
I'll wait.
It won't kill me to wait.
I have no desire to see or hear you pee.
What about you?
Are you a pee chatter?
How about a bathroom buddy?




Comments
You crack me up! I never really thought about it until now but I'd have to agree with you. I prefer not to hear it and I don't need someone to walk me to the bathroom either....lol.
You're so funny.
Posted by: Lori | August 6, 2007 8:20 PM
I am planning a post something like this.
Get out of my head!
Posted by: Mr. Fabulous | August 6, 2007 8:51 PM
Yes, I am a pee pee chatterer and damn proud of it. ;-)
Posted by: Allison | August 6, 2007 9:10 PM
I think it's fucking GROSS!
I remember this one time when I was in the public shitter at the ballpark, and this bimbo's cell rang, in the stall next to mine She actually answered it, and I felt unsure about flushing at first, but then, I figured that since she didn't care, why should I? So I flushed, and couldn't care less if it was heard in the background.
As for sharing a stall...eeeeeeuwww! Gross...I'd rather pee in peace on my own, even if it means standing in line.
Gack.
Posted by: Christine | August 6, 2007 9:25 PM
I'll fess up. I will go pee on the phone but that is where I draw the line and what do you mean by women sharing the stall??
Are you saying some women go in the same stall?!!!
that is gross.
Posted by: Diane | August 7, 2007 1:02 AM
I don't even want anyone in the bathroom with me, let alone in there chatting.
Stall sharing? No way. Except for my kids, and that was only so I could have them in my sight in a public restroom when they were real little.
Posted by: DragonLady | August 7, 2007 12:42 PM
LoL I had no idea that grown women needed to go to the bathroom with each other.
I used to hate going out with my girlfriends and everybody having to go in a big group to the bathroom so I don't think I could ever share a stall...
My ex used to call me while he was using the washroom (or randomly use it while we were on the phone) and I haaaaated it.
I really just didn't want to know, you know? lol
It's impolite and quite gross really.
Posted by: Nicole | August 7, 2007 11:37 PM
I can't begin to tell you how much I loathe public restrooms. They are disgusting...I don't want ANYONE talking to me while I'm doing my business. The whole idea of excreting waste while in the presence of strangers makes me sick!
Posted by: Social Citizen | August 9, 2007 6:00 PM