Dear RHS,
Last week you sent us home a letter detailing what time orientations started, fees for lockers, consumables, schedule pick-ups etc.
Last night, all parents in the county, received an automated phone call from the school phone server.
In this call, the principal said the orientation schedule has been changed, from 3:30pm on Thursday for the freshman, to 3:00pm for freshman.
At 5 minutes to 3, there were over 100 parents with their students present, waiting in line to pick up schedules.
You then had some teacher or guidance counselor, tell us we were all a half an hour early, and that we had to go back outside, form a new line, and wait for 30 more minutes.
We all go back outside, form a new line, and wait in the heat.
Then you labeled the lines for schedule pick up like this;
G-L on the left, A-C in the middle, and D-F on the right, and M-Z in a completely different room.
Oh, and the signs for these lines, were at waist level and only at the front of the lines, so new people entering the cafeteria, had no clue where to go.
Then after we managed to get through the schedule pick-up lines, we were shuffled into another part of the cafeteria, to pay for lockers, consumables, and senior parking.
Then we we routed to the other side of the cafeteria, to buy t-shirts we don't want, yet you wouldn't let us leave.
Then you told me I had to stay for the lecture in the auditorium.
No, no I don't.
See, I cannot sit in those chairs because they are hard plastic.
I cannot stand for an hour long lecture either.
Not to mention, the smell in the auditorium.
What is that, cheese? Fungus? Jockstrap sweat?
Whatever it is, it's nasty, and perhaps you should have that entire auditorium professionally cleaned before you invite parents to sit down in it.
It was complete chaos in there. There were students all over the place throwing balls, running everywhere, teachers with no clue what the hell was going on, and telling parents to go this way, when they actually should have gone the other way.
RHS, I hate your orientations every year.
I hate how disorganized everything is. I hate how you think all of us want to buy your t-shirts and other crap.
Not all your students give a rats ass about school pride. They don't want a t-shirt or a yearbook. They want an education, and it's practically impossible to pick up student schedules, and if they are wrong, it is impossible to get them corrected.
Please do not let the crap that happened today, be any indicator of how the school year is going to go.
Sincerely,
Kat Cooper

Comments
I hate that shit. Last May we had to go to a MANDATORY parents meeting to discuss, are you ready? Prom. We had to sit through a Powerpoint presentation, 3-4 speakers and go over a packet of info. If you didn't stay, your kids could not get tickets for the prom. They actually made you sign a form attesting you were there at the end.
At least our auditorium was clean. It was uncomfortable as hell though. I agree though, if they are this unorganized at orientation you're probably in for a rough year.
Posted by: Brandi | August 9, 2007 6:37 PM
Wow. Sounds exactly like orientation day at our schools. Maybe it's mandatory madness for all public schools in America. I'm just glad I homeschool my daughter. I have no patience for that kind of shit anymore. I'm becoming a bitchy old broad. ;)
Posted by: Leigh | August 9, 2007 7:07 PM
I sincerely hope you send the school a copy of this letter.
Posted by: lattegirl | August 9, 2007 7:14 PM
Imagine that kind of organization on a national level for universal health care.
Hail Hillary.
Posted by: Creechman | August 9, 2007 9:14 PM
Brandi, my kids won't be going to prom if that happens here...LOL
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Leigh,
I would love to homeschool them but I suck at math so bad. They'd fail. hahaha
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Terry, I did. ;)
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I still like the idea of universal healthcare Creech.
Posted by: Kat | August 9, 2007 9:38 PM
Oh gawsh, I don't even know when orientation is for me. No fair! My parents didn't have to do ANY of this when I was in school!
Posted by: Devilish Southern Belle | August 9, 2007 11:07 PM
Wonderful... this is what is waiting for me today? If I have to go through this shit I will most likely explode at the nearest dysfunctional teacher:)
Posted by: Mindy | August 10, 2007 8:18 AM
I hate high school. I hated it more while going there.... sadly, I work for a high school now ...
Go private. They cost a FORTUNE but not only do they make sure the kids are safe on THEIR time, but I get paid more too :P
Posted by: Diana | August 12, 2007 10:01 PM