My Single Mom Life

The teens and I ventured out one day, to do some shopping, and on our way home, we got to talking about our littlest kitty, Shahrio, and how she needs to be fixed.
Sebastian doesn't think it's humane to strip her of her girly bits, so Mark started talking about inventions for cats, and for other people who might find it (spaying and neutering) cruel as well.

Now, you have to understand my teens are creative, witty, and slightly twisted.
They get this from me.
Sorry about that.

Mark came up with a brilliant idea in a matter of seconds.
"Kinda like the roomba" he says, "only for cats in heat."

The little cat robot would be on it's little charger stand and waiting to sense when your female cat has gone into heat.
Once it detects the meows from your precious furball in heat, it's robot eyes open and scan for the tell tale signs of the cat doing the belly shuffle across the floor with it's butt up in the air.
Then the cat robot would remove itself from it's charging base, and proceed to caterwaul to the female cat, seducing your fur baby.
The female cat will want it so badly, she won't care that it's a robot, heck, she's tried to have all your other pets, your shoes and the table leg, "help her out", why not a cat robot?

The cat robot is equipped with the anatomically correct size male cat parts, and proceeds to mount your darling cat.
It does it's thing, your female cat thinks it's been properly pleased, and goes out of heat.
The cat robot then goes back to it's charging base, and goes into hibernate mode until it detects the next heat cycle.

Now, while I laughed myself silly at this on our way home, it got me thinking, this could be useful to people who are truly against modifying their pets natural state.
Not only would people who find spaying and neutering cruel, possibly find it useful, but it would also prevent the accidental litters of kittens that no one wants, and the entire reason we spay and neuter in the first place.

We call it the Auto-kitty Roomba.