My Single Mom Life

I held my pee all night, I forced myself to sleep so I wouldn't sit here and think about the wolf spider lurking behind the toilet, and when I woke Mark up at 5:45 to get ready for school, I told him there was a huge ass spider in there, if he sees it, he's to destroy it by whatever means necessary, because mom's bladder is about to rupture.

He looked at me like he always does when I say spider, kill it, which is this look like I'm crazy but he feels bad for me that after all these years, I am still shaking and crying like that 8 year old girl who went camping.

He entered the bathroom, came right back out and said, "Shahiro must have been bored last night, stay there, I'll clean up the guts."
I peered around the edge of the door to make sure he wasn't just fucking with me, that the spider was truly dead.
He grabbed it with tissue and put it in the toilet and told me to go ahead and pee.
"Flush it."
"Mooom?"
"You heard me, flush it. I cannot pee with it's carcass floating just mere inches from my ass. Flush. It."
So he flushed it, I ran in and watched it swirl away to the septic tank, where if it wasn't really dead but just stunned, all the piss and shit from two duplex units, would surely kill it.
Then I told him to get out before I wet myself, and proceeded to take the longest but most satisfying piss of my life.