My Single Mom Life

You and your entire office need to be shut down for incompetence.

Today, your nurse Christian called me to verify my appointment on Thursday, then asked me if I had all these other appointments done yet.
When I explained that no I hadn't, but they are all scheduled, she said I need to call you back.
An hour passed and a list of demands was made to me.
All these doctors needed to be called and told to have them call her.
I jumped through hoop after hoop calling all these places the first time, and now today I was doing it again.
All the calls were made, my phone was in non-stop use the entire day to the point the battery finally bit the dust at 3pm.
By right before that happened, your office nurse called me one last time to inform me that I was no longer a patient of yours because I failed to get these appointments done within a months time.

Excuse me?
Do you honestly think I have that much pull or authority with any doctors office, that I can call them and demand an immediate appointment with them just because that's what you want?
I did make the appointments, no they weren't immediate, but they were all scheduled, every single one, just like you told me to do.

And do we need to even discuss the amount of times your office over billed me because they lost my insurance paperwork and made me pay it out of pocket?
Of course you don't want to talk about that, it would be admitting that you over billed because you could, because you refused to see any patient until we had paid.
By my calculations, you owe me over $500 in over charges, and believe me, I will get every penny of that back because medicare is getting a phone call about your billing practices.

How about all those doctors you sent me to, who didn't take any insurance at all, and forced me to pay out of pocket?
How about the fact that your office failed to fax any of the needed records to any of these doctors you wanted me to see, yet they still scheduled all these appointments anyway?
No?
Don't want to talk about that either?
I can understand, it would mean admitting that you have an office staff full of incompetent nitwits, who stand around drinking starbucks and eating delivery food instead of faxing records where they needed to go.
Believe me, I understand how you just want to get rid of the loud mouth patient who made you very aware of all your flaws today, but guess what asshole?
I am calling the state medical board and medicare, and filing formal complaints.
I jumped through all your hoops, I paid hundreds out of pocket when I shouldn't have, I did every single thing you wanted me to do, and it still wasn't good enough for you.
Maybe having a state insurance investigator visit will be fun, maybe having your medical license revoked for malpractice is something you were hoping for cuz guess what douchebag?
It's coming.
If I have any thing at all to do with it, I will have you shut down.
I'll make calls, I'll write letters, I'll do whatever it takes to have your doors closed.