My Single Mom Life

Last night as the boys and I were watching Desperate Housewives, this commercial for Kraft singles came on.
I nearly bust a gut because some marketing genius decided that it would be awesome to start a new catch phrase.
"Have a happy sandwich."

The very first thing I thought of when I saw it was "Have a happy period."

Seriously, I had tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so hard.
That marketing genius at Kraft should be fired.
Instead of wanting to eat cheese, all I could think of was maxi-pads with wings.
I didn't want a grilled cheese sandwich, I wanted a happy period with no leaks. hahahahah
They are having a video contest where you can win $50,000 by making a video and a sandwich with Kraft singles.
Do you think I could win if I took two maxi-pads and slapped some cheese in the middle, and said now I can have a happy period because I have Kraft cheese singles?
Hahahahaha