Turkey carcass is yummy.
So I'm all hanging out by myself, chilling watching some tube, cuddled with a blanket and the kitties, and I hear noises coming from the back room.
Lots of noises.
All 3 o the cats were with me till we all heard the noises, then they jumped off the couch and flew to the door way of Mark's room, ears perked, hissing.
Um would you kitties mind telling me what the hell you're all hissing at?!
So I go in, flipping on the light of course, the kitties follow me in, rush past me, jump on top of the dresser and start trying to get at whatever is outside.
Now, I'm home all alone, I have like no intention of flipping those curtains back when I'm by myself, so I call the neighbors, I know they are always on their back living room, and I'm all hey, something or someone is right outside my back windows, I'm home alone man, can you please take a look?
The husband went out and looked, and sure enough, the wild critters were in their trash eating the turkey carcass, knocking over the bins, ripping through everything.
Damn animals, scared the shit outta me.
Comments
Nothing is more scarier than being home alone and hearing noises in the night. When I was a single mom I always had a flashlight and a baseball bat at my bedside. I only used it once when I heard scratching noises out side my front door. Racoons were tearing up my screen door trying to get to my dog. Stupid damn animals
Posted by: Mindy | November 23, 2007 10:35 PM
It'ss a good thing you have "watch cats" in the house....
Posted by: Chris (Singer) | November 24, 2007 7:44 AM