My Single Mom Life

I knew the teens wouldn't be home tonight, so I only picked up something for myself for dinner tonight, and chose this pizza, the Digiorno- Pizza- Microwave rising crust four cheese flavor.
It looked good, it says 9.9oz, big box, price $3.99, says it's 2 servings.
I figured I could eat half for dinner, and half for lunch tomorrow.
Yes, it's totally bad for me, coming in at 370 calories a serving, and 2 servings per package.
Half tonight, half for lunch tomorrow. I could work it off.
Uh-huh.
Check this.
The box size is incredibly deceiving.

That's a huge difference in size of box and size of the actual product.
I thought if the pizza is that big, then the calories for 2 servings would be legit right? Wrong.

Look at the size of the thing!
Ok, so a total rip off on the size, but maybe the taste will be worth it.
I cook it on the special box thingy and with the special crisping ring thingy you place on top of the pizza, for 5 minutes like it says.
At just 4 minutes, I smelled burning.
I took it out of the microwave and it had burned the whole way around where the special "crisping ring" was placed on top of the pizza.

I figure I'll just eat the middle of this tiny, now burnt, little pizza.
It tasted like garbage.
The crust tasted like just pure flour, no seasoning, no flavor.
The sauce was salty, oh my word salty.
And the cheese was gross.
I tossed it in the trash after one bite.
It was that bad.

Save your money folks, the Totinos pizzas have more flavor and cook better than these things do.