Mom! I finally pooped like Mark!
This was an actual conversation last night, but I was so tired, I didn't blog it.
Sebastian: *calling from the bathroom* Mom! Come look! I finally pooped like Mark does!
Me: What?!
Sebastian: Really mom, you gotta see this! It's HUGE! And it's wrapped around the bowl like Mark's poop does!
Me: No thanks buddy, I believe you.
Sebastian: Mark! Come see this!
Mark: *busy playing a game* Dude, it's cool, I believe you.
Sebastian: Mark, come on man! This is awesome!
Mark: *takes off headset* Ok man, I'm coming.
*both boys re-enter room*
Sebastian: Mark, tell mom how awesome it was.
Mark: Mom, he shit out the biggest turd of his life. It was like a tree trunk and wrapped around the bowl twice.
Me: Wow dude, you finally shit out a tree. Good job?
Sebastian: Yeah, it was awesome. Man, I never took a dump that big ever.
Comments
I'm glad I was sitting down cause that was way too funny....
Posted by: tazdog | March 21, 2008 11:40 AM
OMG!!!!! ROFL!!! That sounds like a convo we'd have around here! TOOOOOO F'in funny!
Posted by: Holly | March 21, 2008 12:32 PM
Heh, this part of our health has been a recurring theme among my google reader this morning. I'm glad we all kind of inadvertently synced up and blogged about it today, LOL!
Seriously....that's so like a man to be so excited about a dump!d
Posted by: Devilish Southern Belle | March 21, 2008 2:18 PM
*blinks*
Have you ever watched anime? Seen the over exaggerated expressions when a character is shocked or just basically traumatized? That would some up my reaction to his excitement. Jaw drop, eyes twitch, sweat drop falls down the side of my head and I go pale. And then I smacked my forehead and groaned.
It's got to be a guy thing.
Posted by: Joana | March 22, 2008 3:25 AM
I'm glad I read that AFTER breakfast....LOL!!!!
Posted by: Chris (Singer) | March 22, 2008 10:44 AM
Don't ya just love conversations like that...lol
Posted by: Breezie | March 24, 2008 11:02 PM