Florida takes two steps backwards.
There are currently two religious issues taking place here in Florida this week that I'm in shock over.
The first is the Evolution Academic Freedom Act.
Plant City Senator Ronda Storms introduced the Evolution Academic Freedom Act, which permits teachers to challenge the theory of evolution in science classes.
This comes months after a state panel voted to require teaching evolution in Florida. Storms says her law would protect teachers who want to offer other theories for mankind's existence besides evolution.
Tampa Senator Arthenia Joyner argued the law opens public school classrooms to debate on creationism, intelligent design and God's role in mankind's existence. Joyner said that debate belongs in church and at home, not in Floridas public schools.
The bill passed 21-17 and now goes to the House. That chamber is considering a version of the bill that would not just permit, but require teachers to present "critical analysis" of the theory of evolution.
The Senate rejected that version of the bill.
I'm totally ok with presenting other theories in science class, really, I am, but let's talk about what a theory is exactly.
A theory is based on empirical scientific evidence.
That makes evolution a theory, we have scientific evidence to back up the claim of evolution.
ID or creationism is not and can not, by definition, be a theory.
There is absolutely no empirical scientific evidence to back up ID or creationism.
All they have is the bible as the basis for their idea.
It's not a theory, it's an idea.
This whole thing just irritates me because just this past October, teachers in the state of Florida, were finally allowed to actually say the word evolution in classrooms.
Current standards do not use the word evolution -- long a controversial word in education -- but do require teaching evolutionary concepts in public schools.
Seriously.
We teach evolution, but were not allowed to say it.
Now we're taking a giant step backwards by allowing teachers to present an idea, not a theory, and teach it as though it were indeed a true scientific theory.
Rhonda Storms is an idiot.
When Storms was serving on the Hillsborough County commission, she spent a great deal of time being a wicked sarcastic and openly bigoted commissioner.
Just 2 of the things Storms did were to eliminate county-appropriated money for Planned Parenthood, and perhaps most publicized, her crusade for the county to officially abstain from recognizing gay and lesbian events held inside county lines.
She's now been a senator since 2006, and she's wasted no time in trying to push her agendas through.
The second issue is a new license plate up for legislation.
Florida has more than 100 specialty plates that drivers can have, but we now would be the first state in the nation to explicitly promote a specific religion.
The Florida Legislature is considering a specialty plate with a design that includes a Christian cross, a stained-glass window and the words "I Believe."
Rep. Edward Bullard, the plate's sponsor, said people who "believe in their college or university" or "believe in their football team" already have license plates they can buy. The new design is a chance for others to put a tag on their cars with "something they believe in," he said.
If the plate is approved, Florida would become the first state to have a license plate featuring a religious symbol that's not part of a college logo. Approval would almost certainly face a court challenge.
The problem with the state manufacturing the plate is that it "sends a message that Florida is essentially a Christian state" and, second, gives the "appearance that the state is endorsing a particular religious preference,' said Howard Simon, executive director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Florida.
Wanna see the new plate?
Here it is.
All of Florida's specialty plates cost the drivers extra fees to have, and that money goes to a cause the plates endorse.
Luckily, we have a few legislators who realize that the plates clearly violate the separation of church and state.
The group asking for the "I Believe" plate, the Orlando-based nonprofit Faith in Teaching Inc., supports faith-based school activities. The plate would cost drivers an extra $25 annual fee.
So the money raised from the sale of the plates, would pay for faith based activities at public schools in Florida?
I don't freaking think so.
If I wanted my children to receive a religious education, or participate in faith based activities, I would have sent them to a private religious school.
If this passes, I hope that other religious groups step up and raise the signatures and the $60 thousand needed, to get their plates up for legislation as well.
Just picture it.
Plates with images of Mohamed, Buddha, Dionysius, Rah, a wiccan symbol etc.
There are 19 major religions, 40 different organized religions, plus the more than 270 different religious groups, and the 34,000 unique Christian groups.
Or how about a big giant scarlet 'A' for the atheists?

Wouldn't that be awesome?
Everyone could drive around with their religion and the words "I believe" on their license plates, for everyone to see.
We could all be driving along honking our horns at the other faiths we find complete and utter bullshit.
We think people have road rage now?!
Just wait till we can all drive around with our "I believe" plates with our distinct religion plastered on it, and know exactly who we disagree with, and more importantly, who we hate for being of a different faith.




Comments
Why can't people quit trying to cram THEIR religious beliefs down everyone else's throats? Some of these teachers should either seek out jobs at religious schools, or go into another profession. It's plain wrong to suggest to kids the dinosaurs never existed, when we have evidence out the wazoo that they did.
I saw the license plate story on the news last night, and knew you'd have something to say about it. Something like that would NEVER float up here. Besides, I'm pretty sure the law here says that they have to be for charities with no specific religious agenda.
If people want to slap all sorts of Jesus stickers on their cars, that's one thing. But it should not be on any license plates, anywhere.
Speaking of which, have you ever seen those "Darwin Fish" stickers? They look just like those Jesus fish, except it says "Darwin" instead of "Jesus", and the fish has little feet. I'd get one, except some nutcase Jesus freak might use it as an excuse for road rage.
Posted by: Christine | April 25, 2008 11:56 AM
LOL I can just see me driving around in Utah with a pentacle on my license plate! I'd love it, but my car might suffer for it!
Posted by: Dyane | April 25, 2008 12:25 PM
Gag me. NOTHING should be more private than your religion, and nothing could be LESS private than your license plate.
Posted by: Chris (Singer) | April 25, 2008 2:26 PM