My Single Mom Life

I don't know what's wrong with me today.
I woke up this morning with a general feeling of blah.
That blah has stayed with me throughout the entire day.
I have not been able to shake it or determine why.
It's like absolute boredom combined with being the most tired I've ever felt, yet 3 attempts at sleeping throughout the day failed.
I just laid there staring into my pitch black room.

Due to this boredom, I agreed to watch a movie I said I wouldn't.
Alvin and the Chipmunks.
Yup.
I watched yet another CGI animated rip off of a classic cartoon.
FYI, the chipmunks never, not once, not ever, rapped during the height of their cartoon fame.
I know 'we gots to update things for the times yo', but for god fucking sakes Hollywood, just leave the classics the fuck alone.

The teens have been surprisingly well behaved today.
I think they can tell I'm just sort of out of it.
They haven't fought a single time the entire day.
Maybe they're the ones not feeling well.
Hrm.

Oh, would someone hand the generation behind me a dictionary, and highlight the words slut and whore?
K? Thanks.
See, I'm sick and tired of people calling everyone a whore, as in "man, she fucks everyone, she's such a whore".
See, that there is called a slut.
If she's fucking everyone, she's a slut.
If she's fucking everyone and getting paid for it, then you can call her a whore.

And another thing, why do people always have to come along and ruin a good hypothetical what if conversation, with facts and figures?
Yes, let's just zap the fun out of the whole thing.
You're so mature, you're the awesome. /sarcasm>