My Single Mom Life

So yeah, I went to massage therapy again today, and um, yeah, I'm hurting like a mofo right now.
I've been switching between the couch and the leather office chairs all afternoon trying to get comfortable.

Mentally, I was ok with it today, but physically, not quite.
She's trying to work that shoulder and in the process, she injured my right shoulder.
Ha!
Just my luck eh?
Seriously, massage is supposed to make you feel better, not worse, so I'm not totally happy with this mandatory therapy.
My neighbor is jealous that I get massages every few days, and I'm all girl, you want to take my place? I'd happily trade with you because it sucks for me.
I'm so tight and twisted right now, I'd love to just take a few muscle relaxers and pass out for the night and hope by morning it's better.
Why is this stuff not working for me?
Why are the therapies and injections, pain gels and patches, just not working?
I'm over it.