I'll pee on it.
I don't know what came over the teens last night, it was an all night battle between them.
They argued over every single little thing.
It carried all the way into bed time, with them yelling at each other from their rooms.
What was it all about?
If you guessed the Xbox you'd be right.
They were arguing over the friends lists to be specific, on whose friends are whose, who each can talk to when it's their turn to play, all kinds of really idiotic reasons for arguing.
I put the squash on it, I had finally had enough, I had been dealing with my own stupid people all afternoon, so yeah, kill the problem between them.
How did I do that?
I told them that the very next time that I hear any type of squabble over that damn box, I'm removing it from the house.
I'll just take it and give it to their Aunt Jo to take home, that way, even if I cave on the grounding, they can't play it, it will be all the way in Bradenton with no hope of getting it back right away.
They both stared at me with a face that said 'you wouldn't dare', but I said oh yes I would, try me!
And I went to bed.
And I slept like crap.
I have to take water pills to help with my blood pressure, and even just taking one per day in the morning, means I'm up all night peeing.
I feel like in order to get any sleep at all, I need to buy myself some incontinence supplies and just pee myself instead of getting up and down all night long.
Ya know, I could get rid of the Xbox all together.
The next time they fight over it, I could just take it in the bathroom, lay it down in the tub, ventilation holes up, and pee on it, fry the motherboard.
I could do this at a moments notice, I'm peeing more than a dozen times per day now on thse dang water pills.
