Schitzo kitteh.
The kitten sized kitteh Shahiro, is mental.
She is constantly doing really stupid stuff, annoying stuff, and generally being a meowing little fluffy thing that is too cute to kill.
I have no idea exactly what she was after, maybe chasing a moth, a fly, a bug that doesn't really exist except in her scrambled little head, but tonight she had been running around the entire house and meowing at the top of her lungs, jumping and swatting at something none of us could see, and then she came stampeding into the living room, up over the arm of the couch, across the coffee table knocking off 2 Jesus candles, (not lit) a notebook, and the dish full of odds and ends, and then practically flew up on top of the table lamp in the corner, almost taking it out in one fell swoop, all in order to catch absolutely nothing at all.
When she got done attacking the unseen and my lamp, which I had to pick up off of the floor and straighten the shade out, put all of the pictures back on the table part of it, she calmly walked over to the couch where Sebastian was laying down, hopped up on his blanket, spun around 3 or 4 times, meowed once, and then plopped her scrawny little body down in a heap and went fast to sleep.
Like absolutely nothing happened at all.
Mark and I just stared and laughed at her laying there fast asleep, Sebastian was trying not to laugh too hard or he'd wake her up, but it was seriously the funniest and stupidest thing I think I have seen her do to date.
I personally think she's completely mental, but Sebastian loves her to pieces, and she is kinda cute when she curls up in that tiny little ball she crumples herself into to go to sleep
She can stay for a little while longer, but I swear, if she breaks one more jar candle, she might just end up losing one of her little lives one of these days.
