My Single Mom Life

I'm doing as much cleaning around here as my body will tolerate, and I'm hoping to at least start in on the table of death, but I might just need a GPS tracker to help me dig and weed through it all.
I fully admit the situation has gotten drastically out of control.
The table is the catch all for everything, and I know where everything on that table is, but dammit, it looks like crap.
I'm seriously considering getting rid of the table completely once I get it all cleaned off.
Here's 2 pictures of the table o' death.
It needs to go.

And from above.