My Single Mom Life

I forgot to tell you all the funny thing that happened while we were shopping at Sweetbay today.

We were in the cereal aisle, it was cramped, the aisles are small, and so there we were, another lady y the front of the aisle, a lady coming up the aisle, and then this really crazy old man in one of those electric wheeled scooters came into the aisle.
He was already mad, sputtering something, he yells at us to get out of his way, almost hit me with his little scooter, and I'm thinking that shopping carts need blinkers, horns, and maybe even some cheap car insurance because of how often I get slammed into while shopping, so I turn around to tell him I can't go anywhere because of the lady coming up the aisle.

He sees my neck brace, and that set him off on the time that ex-vice president Dick Cheney, tried to kill him at the Publix on Bee Ridge road.
See, he was shopping, and Dick Cheney was shopping, had his secret service people with him, and they were pushing people out of the way, and this old guy wouldn't move, so Dick Cheney, according to this guy, pulled a gun on him.
That's when he starts telling me about how Dick is a craaaazy man!
He shoots people all of the time, and he tried to kill him that day right there in the middle of Publix.

By now, the lady coming up the aisle wants to get out, she must have said excuse me 10 times, she's getting mad, and so he gets mad at her, starts yelling at her to move her cart and he'll move his scooter, and he's still yelling about Dick Cheney trying to kill him.

Sebastian and I see him and hear him throughout the rest of the store, crashing into stuff, opening food and drinks, yelling at people, and the two of us are just laughing.
I said to Sebastian that I was going to blog this, and I totally forgot about it until just now.
It was totally funny though, maybe you had to be there, but he swears that Dick Cheney tried to kill him at the Publix on Bee Ridge road. hahaha