August 18, 2004
My brain is in a fog this morning.
The new med is a weee bit strong so I am out of it for most of the day feeling like a drunk. So until my brain defogs this morning, I give you Jaws in 30 seconds with bunnies.
Bunny theater is great.
Enjoy.
July 30, 2004
Drama, drama, drama did you ever hear.
I love the insane. I love them to pieces.
They make me laugh and are highly amusing.
July 27, 2004
I forgot to show you this pic
I took yesterday.
Heidi and I had to go out so she could get some stuff and while we were waiting for the bus to come home, this squadron of old ladies got off a bus and cart jacked a cart that belonged to some other people waiting for the bus.
All their stuff was in it I swear and as soon as those old ladies got off the bus, they spotted that cart and started taking the other peoples stuff out of it.
It was funny as hell.
They were all "there's my cart. There it is, I'm taking it."
Funny shit man.
July 19, 2004
Give a boy a puddle.
The rain continues to come down so I guess I won't be going anywhere.
But Sebastian who can't resist getting wet had to go play in it.
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July 16, 2004
Funny and frugal.
I had some issues with my bra today.
Namely, the front closure on my lovable bra broke.
I had tossed it in the dryer which I know I shouldn't have and the little claspy thingy melted.
I didn't really notice when putting it on so off we went and then pop! Freed boobies.
Clasp it. Pop!
Clasp it. Pop!
I was a bit mad cuz I love this bra and I really don't have the funds to go buy more bras right now so I was also a bit bummed out.
Then I thought of something 
quite genius if I do say so myself.
I snapped off the rest of the clasp on both sides of the closure area and inserted one of these.
Not only does it make a great, unbreakable clasp, but it looks pretty fucking cool and matches the rest of my stuff.
July 03, 2004
Chick chick chicka ..bowmp bowmp
I find shit like this amusing.
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Ed Rooney busted for failing to register.
I wonder if I can find his house...
June 23, 2004
If you're not reading Kinky Convolution, you're missing all the boobies.
Kinky Convolution | It's All About the Boobies
*The fun is in the comments.
June 16, 2004
You down with OCD? Yeah you know me.
I have mentioned how I am OCD before. I am not that way about everything, just some things.
Like I was just doing the dishes when I realized exactly how I do dishes.
Plates first, then bowls, then cups, then steak knives, then butter knives, then forks, then spoons, then cooking utensils, then plastic ware.
Steak knives point down, everything else points up in the dish drainer. Cooking utensils must not be placed in the silverware slots, they have to lie on top of the dishes themselves.
Cups must be done glass first, then plastic.
Pans are always done last and must lay on top of dishes or standing on a towel to the side.
The noise while I do the dishes is fine but if anyone else does them, even though I appreciate it, the clanking of the silverware and the misplacement of items in the drainer, annoys me to no end.
I like my computer mouse and chair at a certain angle at all times and if people move them even a half inch, I know and get irritated.
My tv antenna is in perfect position. Touch it and die.
My vitamins and meds are on my desk in order of how I take them. Do not touch. I keel you.
My movies are in the rack on the wall to my specifics. Under no circumstances should you ever put a movie in title upside down. I will notice it immediately and have to fix it.
I do all my cleaning in order and do not get sidetracked. I am taking a mini-break right now but when I am finished, I know what is next and exactly how I am going to do it, how long it's going to take me and am already planning the next 5 chores after that.
But the sock basket and the boys room, I could care less about.
So what are you compulsive about?
June 14, 2004
I was sitting outside
talking to my sis on the phone and Sebastian is out there with me and we all hear this wailing like someone is being hurt.
It was awful.
I noticed that the guys across the street were tying something into the back of their pick up and every time they pulled harder on the ropes, the wailing of pain sounds got louder and louder.
We seriously thought someone was being hurt. My sis could hear the noise on her end.
I told Sebastian to just casually run across our front lawn to try and get a look.
He comes back with this look on his face like gawd mom, you are so stupid.
I said so what is it Sebastian???
Sebastian: A parrot. A really big one is sitting on the edge of the truck squawking.
I swear, it did sound like someone was being tied up in that truck....lol
June 12, 2004
Fun with lizards.
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*Note*
No lizards were harmed in the making of these pictures. The lizards are every where here and if you pick them up, they latch on. Sebastian has mastered the art of lizard ear rings.
*Why yes, that is a TOOl shirt my 11 year old is wearing.
May 23, 2004
Age does have something to do with it.
So this guy emails me, he's 21.
*gah*
He tells me that age has nothing to do with it, that it's all about maturity all the while making the most horrendous spelling mistakes I have ever seen.
I'm slightly anal about spelling.
Ok, make that if you can't spell maturity the right way while trying to tell me how mature you are, you need to like go back to school or find yourself a nice dumb 18 year old who could care less if you are able to get a job somewhere.
If your job application is full of errors both spelling and grammatical, you should stick to fixing cars or working at rent a center.
I do make the occasional mistake but 5-6 emails in a row with just tons of spelling mistakes, makes me want to punch you in your head.
And he was pushy.
Like he wanted to get together right away and he was calling me hun and sweetie after me twice telling him that I am not dating right now. That I have no interest in dating anyone right now. But he kept going on an on about how we could be friends and 'more'. *shudder*
So I told him that I don't ever date anyone younger than myself. Ever. It's just a rule I have and it's not him and all that sweet let down crapola.
And he finally got it and apologized for bugging me.
He's in the florida area ladies with blogs. He's got a thing for older women and he's looking for the term hot older women. Watch your stats....lmao
May 23, 2004
Damn internet paper trails.
Woman accused in poison attempt
Article reprinted in extended entry in case it gets removed.
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May 15, 2004
Eh?
Who the fuck is mrs.stanley + my friends hot mom
and why is she hot and how come people keep ending up at my site because of her?
May 07, 2004
If this lady thinks she's 28, I'm gonna say I'm 21 again.
So I logged on to ok cupid to see what's up and the list of new users is there and there's this picture of a womans ass in a thong.
No, I'm not into women, just curious what kind of woman takes a picture of her ass and slaps it online at a matchmaker site.
I have bared my boobs for breast cancer but I'd never show my ass just to get a date. It's like 'hey, look at my ass, wanna hit it?'
There's more to a relationship than sex.
Sex is right up there at the top though but there is so much more.
This lady claims to be 28. *cough*bullshit*cough*.
I'm 34 kids and if I dyed this grey right outta my hair, I easily pass for much younger. I get carded when my hair is all blond and there ain't a single grey to be found.
She's kept herself in great shape no doubt but 28?
I don't fucking think so.
May 06, 2004
*snort*
"Gasp or moan heavily when I enter you. It makes me feel really big."
And let's face it, you need all the help you can get in that department.
May 05, 2004
I still ain't got nothing but
Squishybear found an amusing yet owie kind of story.
maybe you men just shouldn't even go read that one.
Ouch.
April 20, 2004
The kids think I need plastic surgery on my nose.
They started this talk after seeing the winner of the Swan from last night.
I don't think so.
It's a nice normal nose.
See.
They said no no mom. It's not that it isn't a nice nose, it's that it can move.
Creepily.
It got broken once a few years ago and I never got it fixed.
It doesn't have a bump or anything. It just can move in either direction really far.
Hee hee.
April 15, 2004
Hehe hehe.
Ok, I have seen the George says pictures a few places now and I decided to make some of my own.
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March 23, 2004
How disappointed they must be when they get here.
This is a screen shot of some search queries.
Warning, some of it is a little vulgar.
But I find it all amusing.
I mean, they get here, and it's just a little ol' blog.
No hot mom, no sex, no porn.
And yeah, I keep saying the words that bring them here.
It's funny because they have to waste time to keep looking for that shit.
har har har.
Sorry. It's amusing me.
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February 29, 2004
Here is your horoscope for Sunday, February 29
Prophets are compelled to speak. Maybe this time around, the messenger won't be held responsible for the message. If you bring good news, however, you're sure to be treated well.
Please don't shoot the messenger.
Hahaha
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February 28, 2004
Kat avatar.
hee hee.
Found at Rattys
Oh and look what I found
hahahaha!
Filed under funny.
