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August 16, 2004

Pisces for 8/16.

Underlying agendas seem obvious to you, but your particular slant on things is not shared by others. Facial expressions speak volumes, and those looks you're giving might as well be speeches. Cultivate a neutral countenance and try to keep out of everyone's business. It's always harder to look within, but if you don't do it, who will? You are in touch with yourself enough to know it's time to take your health more seriously. Choose one way to lighten your load and commit to it.

Oh honey, I should have read this hours ago.
I did lighten my load considerably about 33 minutes ago.

Kat posted at 12:36 AM on August 16, 2004 || Comments (0) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


June 07, 2004

Pisces June 7, 2004

You have a prime view of the workings of a vast, invisible continuum. You've been to the mountain and watched the gods pull the strings that move human events. For obvious reasons, you won't find a lot of takers for this story. Other people are unlikely to grasp the connections between things that are immediately obvious to you. Consider getting or giving a psychic reading. Maybe you'll make a lucky choice in the office sports pool or scratch off the numbers on a winning lottery ticket. Enjoy!

Kat posted at 05:22 PM on June 07, 2004 || Comments (0) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


May 11, 2004

Pisces 5/11/04

Pick up the pieces left behind by others. Make it up as you go, and don't worry about who's following you and what he or she might be thinking. Stray thoughts collide in your own brain, uniting with each other to form what can only be a clue. You may not know everything, but who does? You can still be a knight in shining armor to someone who really needs your help. Simply showing up is enough to make others smile. Entertainment value is just as important as life's more serious commodities. Be happy that you're welcome here.

Kat posted at 12:30 AM on May 11, 2004 || Comments (0) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


May 05, 2004

May 5, 2004

Passion rules your life. Determination gets you out of your chair and into the streets. This time you're going to make certain opportunities work for you. Although your mission requires heightened focus, you're not a single-issue kind of person. Your attention span widens to take in entire new worlds without losing your grip on the one that you currently inhabit. You read other people's minds before they even open their mouths. This can be a little unnerving, but it makes you a lot more efficient. The boring stuff steps cheerfully aside for the things that matter.

Interesting.

Kat posted at 03:08 PM on May 05, 2004 || Comments (0) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


April 10, 2004

Do I not already do this?

Pisces for 04/10/04
Pretending that you really don't have strong opinions won't work well for you right now. Whatever you're feeling will inevitably burst forth from your lips. Be sure you say it -- whatever it is -- with conviction, and a great, big smile.

Funny thing is, I really don't have too much to say. I could say some stuff about some stuff but I just don't feel like it.
It's a lazy day.

Kat posted at 10:58 AM on April 10, 2004 || Comments (6) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


March 24, 2004

Pisces:

Words are fine, but they say only so much. Talking barely scratches the surface. Let the stars usher you to a place of greater depth and meaning. This is where intuition runs in a straight line, piercing the heart of circular logic. Make your feelings known in a climate where broad sweeps of emotion are permitted and even encouraged. The right people recognize where you're coming from, although they might not be occupying the same zone. They know what you mean and who you are when your smile is your signature and your eyes are the windows to your soul.

Kat posted at 06:07 AM on March 24, 2004 || Comments (8) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


March 23, 2004

This shit just cracks me up.

For today, March 23,
Variation is your strong suit. You know your stuff so well that an extemporaneous rant sounds rehearsed. Anything that helps your reputation has to be good.

Bwhahahaha *snort*

Kat posted at 11:52 AM on March 23, 2004 || Comments (0) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes


March 20, 2004

My horrible scope for today.

You are the sensitive angel in a pit of angry fire today, Kat, so keep your guard up. Try not to be tempted or seduced by the rage around you. Be careful of people who seem to be motivated by fear. You will be much better off when you align yourself with those who act from a point of neutrality and self-confidence. Model your own behavior after the people you see as super heroes in your world.

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Kat posted at 11:33 AM on March 20, 2004 || Comments (16) || Ping (0) || Link || Horriblescopes